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    Back in the tumultuous days of the English Civil Wars, against a backdrop of witchcrazed imaginations and strange Cromwellian tabloids, Aziraphale made a proposal to Crowley. He wanted Crowley to teach him the art of Temptation.

    In the present, Aziraphale makes another proposal, one that reminds Crowley of the Incident in 1649 and confirms once and for all that Anthony J. Crowley is a truly rubbish sex demon.

    Can be read as part of a series or a standalone. Title is from the song by Garbage.

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    24 Mar 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Aziraphale is missing something in his relationship with Crowley. Together they begin to explore a new dynamic between them.

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    05 Mar 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Red’sss my colour.” Crowley’s eyebrows almost disappeared below the line of his glasses as he frowned. “Or ‘t’s black. Redandblack.” He reached up and removed his glasses, head wrinkling back into his neck and eyes wide as he strove to focus on his breast pocket long enough to fit the glasses in them. 

    The removal of them drew Aziraphale’s attention to Crowley’s face, and he noticed for the first time a daub of something iridescent on his cheekbones, like moondust. His lower lashes were accentuated in a thin smudge of black, his lips a faint but unnatural shade of red as if stained by wine.

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    20 Feb 2022

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    Crowley takes Aziraphale out on what he really hopes might be a romantic date, but Aziraphale winds up delivering all the surprises.

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    14 Feb 2022

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    First time he sees him he’s barreling down 40 like a bat out of hell. Thirty miles outside of Flagstaff and six hours behind schedule. The desert looming large on all sides. Red sand and sage stretching out for miles and miles in front of him. Juniper and pine and gray crag behind him. The flora might be changing but that's about it. Same bone-dry air that gives him nosebleeds. Same cute little cottontails and scrawny jackrabbits darting under his tires. Same two lanes separated by white lines...
    He checks his speedometer. He hasn't downshifted since the city limits. Sheer luck, that. He's coming up fast on another rig. Flatbed with Vermont plates. Bright white cab with gold wings painted on the side.
     

    Anthony Crowley might have gotten out of Missouri, but he hasn't escaped his past. He wears it like a cloak. When he crosses paths with a guardian angel, he starts to learn how to shed it.

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    30 Jan 2022