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Michael Afton has somehow gotten adopted into the batfamily. He doesn't want this, this isn't his home or his family or his city.
But Uncle Henry looks closer to death every second and he's been having trouble feeding himself too long to say no.The batfamily is scared.
Not only are they adopting a kid from Hurricane Utah, also known as not the least bigoted town ever, they are adopting a non-gothamite. That means this kid is Traumatised.No one is prepared for what is coming there way.
Not for a family of superheros.
Or a family of robot ghosts.
This will end in fire.
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One at a time, you must remember.
One at a time you will forget.
You are afraid.
You are in pain.
You are angry.
There is no escape.----------------------------------------------
This is the story of FNaF cut into short stories that create a timeline. Every four chapters features a different characters story and arc.
This is not the end.
(Mostly because Steel Wool will squeeze every last penny out of this franchise but I can make it symbolic if I want to.)Not Beta read ):
This is my version of the canon timeline so all my other FNaF fics are kinda centred around this unless specified to be otherwise. -
A Pearl Is A Star Within Two Prisons by if_i_could_kill
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
01 Mar 2025
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Merpeople are a wide and varied species, spanning many different types, each with their own culture and biologies.
However, the these specific mers will never get the chance to see most of that, considered they're caged.Watch these sillies meet, mourn, mate, and so much more.
A Jeremy x Michael Mermaid Fic
Fair warning, there will be smut, however, it will be isolated chapters with warnings so you are going to be able to skip it and just enjoy the drama.
With that being said, enjoy!
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Michael Afton is released from prison into a world that moved on without him. Arcades are louder. Colors are brighter. Everything feels wrong. With no savings, no references, and a criminal record that still screams "child killer" loud enough to echo back in his head, he has nowhere to go except back to his father.
William Afton takes him in with a smile that never reaches his eyes enough to be genuine.
Living under his father’s roof feels less like mercy and more like parole without bars. William controls Michael’s money, his transportation, and eventually his labor—forcing him into a “temporary” mechanic position at Fazbear Junior’s Eatery, the latest location after the pitiful demise of Fredbear's. It’s garish, plastic, and desperate to stay relevant in a decade obsessed with excess. Fuck, The place just sucks.
William frames the job as opportunity. As redemption. As "family helping family".Michael sees it for what it is, another grab for control. Like always.
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After being injured in a villain fight, Katsuki needs someone to take care of him. The only problem is - the Bakusquad is sick of his inability to accept help. So they send in the only person who's ever been able to tolerate Katsuki at his worst: Midoriya Izuku.
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Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
(Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.)
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.
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When Gregory chose to hide in a random ballpit from a crazy lady in a bunny costume, he didnt expect to be sent back to the year 1983.
He also didnt expect to meet the murderer of 5 kids that went missing in the 80s.
Now he must team up with the Afton kids and Charlie Emily (and Freddy Fazbear) to uncover the true mystery of the missing kids before it even happens.
And he might just change history on the way.
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.