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Under rock and rubble and ancient elven ruins, a soul trapped in a cold silver blade awakes to the touch of warmth after centuries of rest.
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Essek is a knife
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Orange Juice by gauzemer, ihatecarpets, KingoftheCowboys
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
12 Nov 2024
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Sometimes, without anyone knowing, the world ends.
Sometimes, without anyone knowing, the world fails to end.M9 College AU
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Death is usually the end. Finality. That's kind of the definition of it.
And falling several stories toward concrete usually meant death. Timothy Drake had certainly assumed as much in the final seconds before he hit the sidewalk at terminal velocity.
But Tim should have realized that, given the complexity of his life, his death would never be that cut and dry.
Enter: a severed head, ten missing months, and an immortal cult leader.
A little less simple. And for some reason, Jason Todd seems to have some answers to his missing months and the violent urge that curdles beneath his skin.
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09 May 2026
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When Janet shoves the pregnancy test in his face and hisses, I told you so, in a voice so frigid he nearly shivers, Bruce is finally forced to reconcile the fact that his inevitable destruction does not just affect him after all.
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Or, Bruce is Tim's biological parent long before he's ready to be Tim's father. But he is ready, eventually.
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19 Apr 2026
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Claws Out by bridgesburn
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
01 Jul 2026
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Timothy Drake is a liar.
Timothy Drake is a lie.
And he's been damn good at ensuring that no one in his life figures either of those things out. But when a new face comes into his life with an offer of friendship, a solution to a problem, and a charming smile, who seems to know too much about him, he risks losing the thread of his life and his lies completely, and potentially unraveling the family and the life he has woven for himself.
As the threads become more tangled and people start to get hurt, Tim is forced to reckon with a secret he's kept since before he can remember and his complex relationship with the woman who raised him.
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16 Mar 2026
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only the dead stay 17 forever by Sky_Dust
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
29 Jun 2023
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Tim is seventeen. Tim has been seventeen for a long, long time, a lot longer than most seventeen year olds have, but he thinks he's starting to get the hang of it.
(Tim is lying. Tim is getting farther and farther from getting the hang of it. Tim is going insane.)
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Tim is vibing. Having the time of his life, if you will. Please disregard the screaming and explosions.
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04 Feb 2026
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Apparently, Mr. Oz decided psychologically torturing a 15 year-old for six months was no longer "cool." And now Tim's paying the price for that, because instead of killing him like any good, self-respecting villain would, he's dropped him back on Earth with an apology and a snack.
Or,
It's been six months for Tim. It's been 10 years for Tim's family.
I'm sure it will all be fine.