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“I just feel so,” Javadi says, waving her hands around and narrowly missing her cocktail. “Overprotected.”
Trinity, against her better judgement, snorts. “Are you seriously quoting a Britney Spears song to me right now?”
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Lizzy was always taught to be pliant.
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“Of course I know your name,” Lucy says, rolling her eyes. She leans forward to pick up a book off the shelf and places it on top of the stack in Ryan’s arms.
“Howl and Other Poems,” Ryan recites, inspecting the cover curiously. “Allen Ginsberg?”
“Give it a chance,” Lucy says. “You might like it - it’s angsty and horny. Isn’t that what teenage boys are all about?”
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A (very long and very stressful) day in the life of morning news presenter, Taylor Kelly.
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“Do you want us to fight right now?” Eddie asks. “Because we can, if you want. I just don't think I'm the one you're mad at.”
“I'm not mad at anyone,” says Buck automatically.
Eddie doesn't even blink. “Bullshit.”
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cleaning out my unfinished WIP's by illicitaffair
Fandom Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Gossip Girl (TV 2007), H2O: Just Add Water, Life with Derek, The Vampire Diaries (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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Don't kiss trainwrecks. Don't kiss knives. Alone in the study with Daniel, Grace makes a decision.
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19 Jun 2026
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epilogue after epilogue by mostreverent for likeadeuce
Fandoms: Challengers (Movie 2024)
31 Jul 2025
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Tashi disliked Patrick’s text, just because it made her feel all warm and fuzzy inside. “I told him that yes, I do think he should bring more than three pairs of underwear for a week long trip, and that we are here.”
Art was quiet for a few seconds. And then, voice low – “surely he owns more than three pairs of underwear.”
Tashi rolled her eyes. It was a characteristic and yet unfounded worry. “We’ve seen him in more than three different pairs of underwear.”
“I would really like to stop thinking about Patrick’s underwear, actually.” Art’s uneasy fingers found the steering wheel again. Tashi’s kept tapping against her phone. What a pair, they were. Tashi couldn’t wait to add Patrick’s leg bounce into the equation and then spend three days straight trapped in a car with them all echoing off of one another.
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Tashi, Art, and Patrick drive across the country to help Patrick move and find themselves in another hotel room.- Language:
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16 Jun 2026
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“You owe us an apology,” Keeley said, giving Roy her ‘this-means-business’ face.
“And your boxers,” Jamie added.
“Fucking hell!” Roy stepped away, one hand running through his hair. “I am not going to be the first fucking one naked in a strip poker against Jamie fucking Tartt!”
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14 Jun 2026
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“Well alright,” Ted says from where he’s stood on the stage, emceeing this year’s gala. “Sold, to Roy Kent, for ten thousand dollars. Pounds. Y’all know what I mean.”
Next to Ted, Jamie’s face is doing something rubbery and cartoonish. Next to Roy, Keeley starts laughing.
There’s a beat, and then another, and Roy’s brain catches up to speed. “Fucking what?”
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13 Jun 2026
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"I dunno if I know how to be a good boyfriend now," Roy admits. "Not that it fucking matters. I can't date anyone else right now, when I'm fucked over Keeley. Wouldn't be right."
"I mean, you could. If they knew it weren't serious." Jamie's eyes light up, and the look makes Roy wary. "Maybe that's what we need! Practice."
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13 Jun 2026