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Harry doesn't Apparate to the roof of his school when running away from Dudley and his gang, but to an empty Grimmauld Place. The house raises him, with some help from Black portraits, and then Harry happens to everyone else.
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04 Nov 2025
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gmfao i love that this is a series now
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Wild had a terrible awful no good bad day when he meets the Chain stuck wearing the Ancient Hero’s Aspect.
How is he supposed to explain that he isn’t always a giant cat-boi? Who will be the better cuddler, him or Wolfie? Will Flora ever stop laughing at his predicament?
Pure fluff and crack taken seriously. Have fun and let me know any suggestions!
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05 Sep 2025
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Young volcanoes by jelly_dragons
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
26 Mar 2023
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Sky felt, more than saw, his earrings fully activate, the carved red hoops glinting as they shielded his body from the force of the deadly magma.
He definitely saw the utterly filthy look Wild threw them, though, and couldn’t quite suppress the urge to snort at how grumpy he looked, all swaddled in layers of enchanted rock-slash-metal.
“Something wrong?” Sky asked innocently, tilting his head at just the right angle to be obnoxious.
Wild rolled his eyes, clanking his way past and muttering something to himself about goddesses and favouritism.
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30 Aug 2025
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Lord Floria's Anthology by leadernovaandthemacabre
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
15 Apr 2023
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In her preparation to ascend the throne, Princess Zelda’s father introduces her to the concept of looking for a companion with the intelligence, resolve, and aptitude to rule at her side.
Meanwhile, the Marquis of Faron’s little sister steals his private poetry and sends them to Princess Zelda after she hears she’s looking for a man.
Link begins to sweat.
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- English
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28 Nov 2024
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Despite Her Best Efforts by leadernovaandthemacabre
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
26 Apr 2023
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Princess Zelda comes up with the brilliant plan to uproot the Hero’s presence from her day-to-day life: she will disgust him by pretending to be in love with him!
Despite her best efforts, they become friends instead.
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There is a picture in one of the books of a worn young man, heavily scarred with gentle eyes. Remus Lupin, he is identified as. The man who was watching Charles, and presumably Harry. The man who died defending them. Harry traces his fingertips over the man’s face and wonders.
And then he stops, and reels all those thoughts into a tangled knot and tucks it away.
They didn’t want him; that’s fine. He doesn’t want them either.
xxx
Alternatively; Harry James Evans is Sorted Slytherin, desperate to stay hidden from the family that gave him up so many years ago. Severus Snape owes debts to a child presumed dead and the child's tormented godfather; and now he has a cunning, paranoid snake to charm all without tipping anyone else off to the boy's true identity.
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- English
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28 Oct 2024
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The Guiding of Death by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics)
07 Aug 2018
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“Hades and Persephone reborn huh,” Fury states then more than asks, “no need to ask which is which.”
Toni’s brows furrow even as dread begins to squirm to life inside of her.
But before she can say anything, before she can open her mouth and set the record straight, she hears it.
A murmur as loud as a scream from somewhere in the tomb silent bridge.
“That whole Merchant of Death thing,” someone off to the side faux whispers, “makes a lot more sense now.”
It echoes across the bridge like a gunshot.
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- Part 15 of The Components of Construction
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- English
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- 7/7
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18 Aug 2024
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“I haven’t…” she starts, watches his blue eyes narrowed in concern and it’s distracting, everything’s distracting. “I haven’t had a body in a hundred years,” Zelda manages, and shrugs one shoulder, as if to say what can you do? “I was Hylia, mostly, and a little bit me, but I wasn’t a person. I was the sun and the wind and the water and the dirt and I was in a prison and I was the prison. I feel like I’m blindfolded, now, without that sense of the world, but also everything is so bright and loud and close and I hardly know how I’m managing to speak to you when my skin is feeling wind for the first time in a century. It’s…” she trails off, her words failing her, which is infuriating because she’s a scholar, she’s good at words. “It’s a lot,” she finishes awkwardly, for lack of anything better to say.
Or: Learning to be a person again, after the end.
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- Part 1 of Something So Magic About You
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- English
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- 22/22
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01 Jul 2024
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It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Fandoms: Meitantei Conan | Case Closed
22 Oct 2011
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Conan already has some kind of corpse-finding power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
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27 May 2024
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but I'm glad to be a real nightmare (so save me your prayers) by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Oct 2019
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Conan doesn’t really like telling scary stories.
Honestly, his life is enough like a horror film (or maybe a buddy cop movie when Hattori’s in town) that he doesn’t really feel the need to augment that by actively seeking out material.
But apparently the Detective Boys don’t feel the same.-----
Spooktober Day 10 (Serial Murderer // nightmares)Series
- Part 9 of Spooktober
- Part 9 of dcmk oneshots
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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23 Apr 2024
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We Meet at the Thousandth Step by Admiranda, Rynne
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2024
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As they both go wherever the chaos might be, Lan Wangji and rogue cultivator Wei Wuxian, eldest child of the famous Cangse-sanren, find their paths converging. Soon they'll discover in each other the perfect partner for night hunting...and beyond.
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- Part 1 of The Different Paths We Tread
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- English
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- 44/44
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14 Apr 2024
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Wèi Yīng points them east, when the dust has settled and it's just him and A-Yuàn left. East, towards the home he once had in Yúnmèng. He hasn't been further east than Yílíng city in a decade for a reason. There's nowhere else for him to turn, with the world collapsing around him and everyone else he knows already victim to the hungry dead. Wèi Yīng knows he'll find a safe haven at Lotus Pier; he's even got a nifty little talisman that will guarantee him access, no matter how unwelcome he is. No matter how safe the destination, the journey is a long trip by foot with a five year old.
After an isolated winter, they don't run into Sòng Lán; Sòng Lán runs into them.
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02 Apr 2024
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“Sorry, I, uh. Laundry day caught up to me before I could catch up with it. I saw this shirt left in the washer a few days ago, and—“ Wei Ying blinks up at Lan Zhan through dark eyelashes that he wants to kiss, maybe, and gives him an uncharacteristically hesitant smile. “Do you mind?”
I mind the fact that we are not married, Lan Zhan thinks.
Wei Ying keeps borrowing Lan Zhan’s clothes. It is only mildly driving him insane.
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06 Feb 2024
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"He makes a note to write his will and plan out his funeral" lmaoooo
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Just a Few Changes (will Keep you Safe) by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Sep 2022
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It's been over five years since Voldemort's defeat when Harry Potter gets pushed through a portal and falls into the Great Hall of Hogwarts. This wouldn't be a problem, exactly, except it's his parents' Hogwarts instead of his own. Thankfully, Hermione and Ron aren't about to let him face this newest form of trouble by himself. Even more fortunately, Hermione says they're in a different dimension entirely.
Harry has a castle full of living ghosts, his best friends by his side, and three to six months to make just a few changes. Starting with a snake.
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- 4/4
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04 Nov 2023
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Wei Ying sees him through the flowers and silk and his heart whispers, oh. There you are.
It is there in one moment and then gone in the next, just a fleeting hint of recognition, relief that spreads through his chest with intensity that makes his knees wobble. There is a beautiful man at his sister’s wedding and he is looking at Wei Ying as if he has been struck speechless and something about the curve of that man’s bowed lips, the molten gold of his eyes, the way his throat bobs and his jaw slackens—it feels like coming home.
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A beautiful stranger asks Wei Ying to dance.
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07 Oct 2023
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good morning sunlight by Stratisphyre
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Apr 2022
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31 Aug 2023
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to lose an arm and a leg by Kastaborous
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
13 Jun 2022
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It’s rather surprising that so many people, alchemists and non, were able to determine the cause for Alphonse’s lack of body and Edward’s lack of limbs. Even more surprising is how many people the brothers willingly told about having committed the taboo.
So what if they took a… different approach?
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22 Aug 2023
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you, me, and god makes three by Kastaborous
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
26 Mar 2026
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An unconnected assortment of my various FMA fics with a heavy focus on Ed, Truth, and assorted silly / existential times.
I have a few more ideas floating about for future stories, so check here for them if you're interested.
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21 Aug 2023
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Till Death Do Them Part by Lilly_Penwielder for artfulacrostic
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
29 Jan 2023
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It's Roy and Riza’s wedding day and everything is going perfectly.
Yup. Nothing bad going on at all.
Ed, Al and Havoc are definitely not running around in the background taking down assassins, nope.
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- English
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- 6,048
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- 4/4
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- 1
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19 Aug 2023