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"A small bite. Perhaps two. No more than three."
"Ugh. I should have let you starve."
"And yet you didn't. What now?"
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You're a healer. He's a vampire. He's also the most annoying motherfucker the world has ever seen, but unfortunately you've been taught to do no harm, so you're at a bit of an impasse. When the little bastard nearly dies of starvation, though, you have to do what you can and while it would be nice if he could be a little appreciative, it would also be nice if the road was paved with diamonds and your horse could shit gold, so you're not holding your breath.
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YOU’VE GOT THE CURE (EVERYTHING I NEED) by prettyboykatsuki
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Feb 2024
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Katsuki is too fucking young to have erectile dysfunction, damn it
(Katsuki can't get his dick up. He enlists you (his personal assistant with an inappropriate involvement in his life) for help. It works)
Bookmarked by improbable_prophet
04 Jul 2026
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back on my bullshit (reading fanfics about media i've never consumed) and i have no regrets
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"Silco, who had somehow been either drugged or poisoned tonight. Silco that you’d found stumbling around the Lanes on your way home from work. Silco that you put in your bed and had cleaned up and taken care of. Silco that had been running his hands through your hair as he gazed blearily at the ceiling."
The reader finds Silco under the effects of a drug and does their due diligence as a well-meaning citizen. No good deed goes unpunished.
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- Part 6 of Silco/Reader Fics and Drabbles
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Bookmarked by improbable_prophet
02 Jun 2026
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every so often i return to this and i YEARN
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Turning a human into a nightbound is a delicate procedure that even elders struggle to perform successfully. What was done to you was not gentle or right, but the Lord Regent of Skelveross intends to make the best of it.
(Goretober 2025 Day 9)
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- Part 9 of Goretober 2025
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24 May 2026
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this scratches. so many itches.
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Nothing's Wrong with Dale by MoonshineNightlight
Fandoms: Original Work, exophilia - Fandom, Terato - Fandom
28 Nov 2023
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inspired by a writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com's prompt
It’s been a week, but you’re fairly certain your fiancé accidentally got himself replaced by an eldritch being from the Depths. Deciding that he’s certainly not worse than your original fiancé, you endeavor to keep the engagement and his new non-human state to yourself.
However, this might prove harder than you originally thought.
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25 May 2026
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delightful, absolutely DELIGHTFUL
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"Red fire, druid. What's the cure?" Astarion prompted.
"Cure." Halsin hummed, slumping forward slightly.
"Yes, you old bear. Red fire. Cure."
"Rut."
Astarion didn't understand. He reached into the basket, withdrawing the bundle of barks and other tree-based remedies. He held it out to Halsin as if tempting a wild animal with a rabbit.
"Root?"
Astarion gets far more than he bargained for when he delivers a basket of remedies to a druid in need.