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    When Rose Landry’s texts are leaked, Shane is outed not only as gay, but as an enthusiastic and talented bottom and deepthroater. He panics over being the literal embodiment of every locker room slur but gets advice for dealing with his next team practice:

    It’s time to get cocky. It’s time to own it.

    Or: Ilya grapples with top privilege and Shane gets to embrace bottom pride in the locker room.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    The camera is zooming slowly in on Shane, sitting on a bench in a locker room with his gear most of the way on, starting to lace up his skates. There’s a steaming hot coffee in a paper cup and a donut set neatly on a napkin on the bench beside him. Text appears in the space above the items and proclaims: Extra fuel, for when it’s time to cream Boston.

    Dunkin’ Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Hortons responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    "He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"

    "You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.

    "Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."

    Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.

    Jesus fucking Christ.

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    or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Welcome to the secure chat room.
    Chatting with 10 users.
    You are user AU08

    Rozanov: I want to coordinate a mass coming out for a bunch of MLH players. If we all come out at once, no one has to be first.

    Or, after his father's funeral Ilya decides to gather all the queer hockey players for a mass coming out.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    [Scott Hunter]: thanks

    [Shane]: I meant it.

    [Scott Hunter]: I know

    [Shane]: Please don’t have sex in the locker room.

    [Scott Hunter]: lol

    (or: four moments throughout the years, as seen through the eyes of the camera)

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    21 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hollander, sounding so baffled: Do you think we’re having sex in the locker room?

    Reporter: What?

    Hollander, politely: Do you think we’re having sex in the locker room?

    [He is silent. The reporter is silent. Everyone is silent. I am screaming.]

    Reporter: No?

    Hollander: I’m not sure what the concern would be, then. Hunter having sex with his boyfriend in the locker room would be unhygienic and, of course, inappropriate, but that’s…not a thing that happens there, so I don’t have any concerns. Does anyone have any hockey-related questions?