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    The Ouran High School Host Club, led by the enigmatic Kevin Langue, go on a camping trip to the West Virginian mountains! And by "camp", apparently they mean separate cabins with king-sized mattresses and a bunch of rich people not-so-secretly drinking and doing other illict underage things.

    Who is Aaron to judge? He's sure they can handle their own shit. Look at him, he's handling his shit just fine, thank you, even if he's on the verge of losing his academic scholarship and he feels like every single day he's getting closer and closer to a breakdown. And, even if he were to have a breakdown, at least he'd be in good company - something is going on with Herm, and everyone knows what's wrong with Zane, but Aaron's not really sure he's the one who should bring it up.

    So, yes. Everything is fine, so long as Aaron chooses between the club that he was forced to join and his academic scholarship that his whole future hinges upon. No biggie, right?

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    Aaron has a complicated relationship with religion, birthdays, and the concept of infinity.

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    Kudos:
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    380
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    Aaron's not sure where he stands with Zane, but he knows that the others can't find out. When he brings a dog treat to work, Denny starts to get suspicious - but it's not like they'll find out because of a Guess The Fake Wrestler rematch, right?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    837
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    Just wanting to find a quiet place to study, scholarship student Aaron Branch stumbles into what he thought was an abandoned music room, only to discover the dazzlingly beautiful and annoyingly rich Ouran High School Host Club - led by Kevin Langue.

    When Aaron breaks an expensive vase, he's forced to work for the club as their errand dog to pay off the debt. Which, if you ask Aaron, is essentially slavery, but Denny Love, Herman Wrice, and Zane Helberg all don't seem to have an issue with it.

    These damn rich people...

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    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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    Denny has a problem with touch. Aaron doesn't.

    (All the ways he and Aaron have made contact over the years; and their complicated relationship with physical touch.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    675
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    Four times Aaron's cohosts realised he was bisexual and one time they were all in the know.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    910
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    Part of Zane's role is to know when his panellists are having an off-day. He just can't figure out what's bothering Aaron.

    But his touch seems to help.

    (Ft. stimming, sensory issues and a lot of hand-holding.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,061
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    Aaron and Denny are fighting, and that's somehow obvious to everyone but each other. Kevin takes it upon himself to fix it.

    That's difficult when neither of them will tell Kevin what the cause is.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,899
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    Aaron comes into the studio sick, determined to push through and not be a burden to the others.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,174
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    Long before Aaron quit theatre and before he quit wrestling, he quit music lessons. He doesn't think about the reason why (at least, that's what he tells himself) because he has a neat little trick: anytime something comes up that he doesn’t want to deal with, he gets out a mental box, and tucks the offending thought neatly into his mental attic.

    The point, that is, of an attic, is that it’s where you store things you think ought to be important, but you never want to actually see again. It’s the wonderful trick of attics! As long as you don’t ascend the ladder and start cracking open boxes, you begin to forget what you’ve stored there. And, over time, you can fool yourself into forgetting that your house even has an attic.

    Unless your three closest friends accidentally trigger a trip to the attic, that is.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    961
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    Inspired by Kevin's comment on Guess the Wrestler from over a year ago: "we actually did a video for the second channel where we sat down for an hour and told each other our favorite thing about one another but it got so emotional that idk if imma post it lmaoooo we've really become a family on this show <3"

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    Comments:
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    95
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    1,008
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    If it were anyone else, Herm would think something was wrong. But this was Aaron. Aaron was always fine. So what if he was quieter than usual, not responding to Herm's texts, or showing up late to shoots?

    And what was with his fascination with ducks?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    30
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    160
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,305
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    He thinks, sometimes, in the afterglow of sex and high hormones, that he wouldn't mind dating Phil. Anyone would be lucky to date him – he knows that for a fact. Phil would be the most caring and attentive partner in the world. He'd make you soup when you were sick even though he hates soup. He'd buy you chocolates just because he felt you were a bit sad, even though you're a bit sad a lot. And he'd take whatever you had to give, and he wouldn't ask for any more than you offered even though he deserved the sun, the moon, and all of the universe's creations.

    So that's why he also knows he can't date Phil. And that, really, he should start putting some distance between them. Phil would see soon that Dan's bad days outnumber his good, and although he has so far managed to keep Phil sheltered away from the worst of it, nobody could love him at his most self-destructive. He'll lose it eventually, and he'll shout and he'll swear and he'll push, and Phil doesn't deserve any of that.

    So, yes, Dan should start putting some distance between them.

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    All the ways Dan and Phil have defined their relationship over the years in an attempt to avoid the word 'boyfriends'.

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    64
    Hits:
    2,891
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    Inspired by the Ranking KLS moments KL2 video, where Aaron tells the story of how a KLS cast member (White Snoop/Joshua from Match the Height to the Person) waited for him after a video to yell at him:

    What if Aaron hadn't told them about it, and what if they brought Joshua back for another video?

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    Comments:
    29
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    241
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,064
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    So what the fuck actually happened in Orlando between Kevin and Aaron?

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    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,726
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    Kevin Langue 2 has uploaded a new video: I Got Pranked!

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    Aaron and Zane decide to prank the others by getting Aaron to quit the show mid-video.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,776
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    Following a video where Aaron gets hit on by a male contestant, a fan uploads a video exposing Aaron's secret date with him.

    Given that Aaron is still very much in the closet, him and Kevin rush to do damage control, especially since Herm and Denny still don't know.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,606
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    They shoot a video matching the sexuality to the person. Aaron comes under fire, and it starts to get to him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,765
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    “The jury will be watching your every move,” Holt had said.

    He focused on Amy, spotting her face pinched in concern next to Holt’s stoic one. She was breathing deeply, too deep, obviously trying to get Jake to match her. Something to focus on.

    This was fine. He’d done this plenty of times. He was John McClane, walking barefoot on the broken glass. Just a little torture for the greater good.

    “Detective?” Kim, the prosecutor, brought him back to reality. Jake would want her on his team, if he was that kid in the other room. Calm, serious, dedicated. A true professional. Someone who would fight for you.

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    Jake testifies in a child sexual abuse case. It's harder than it ought to be, especially with Holt and Amy watching.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,654
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    When Jake comes home from Shaw's Bar, tired and hurt and resigned to the fact that Roger Peralta may in fact be a terrible father, he finds none other than the man himself, determined to make a change.

    Jake's not an idiot. But actions speak louder than words and Roger seems to really, truly mean it this time.

    And it's not like he has a choice, actually, because Roger forced himself into Jake's apartment and doesn't seem to be leaving anytime soon. So it's kind of bullshit that Gina's mad at him when Jake hasn't done anything wrong.

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    Gina Linetti is Roger Hater #1 for a reason she keeps close to her chest.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,633

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