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'OK. All right. We can do this.' Dean runs a nervous hand through his hair and looks beseechingly at Cas. 'Do we really have to do this?'
His housemate favours him with an amused smile. 'They're your family, Dean.'
'I know that! I just – god, Thanksgiving can fuck itself sideways with a Black Friday prices chainsaw.'
'I fail to see how the cost of an object thus misused would impact on the manner of its insertion,' Cas says, and even after six months of living together, Dean still can't figure out if that trademark mix of deadpan delivery and squinting is an epic-level trolling technique, or if Castiel really is that goddamn literal. Either way, he laughs despite himself, then gives a little moan and rests his head on the steering wheel.- Language:
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Cas tries to make a point, but Dean's distracted.
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"It's only temporary, right?" Dean says. "Just until you're healed up, and then we'll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?"
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