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There Is No Honey In This Laboratory by drzealous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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There are six versions of Dottore and not a single one of them knows how to say I care about you without wrapping it in an equation, a budget report, or a cup of tea they claim they made by accident
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02 Jul 2026
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Pantalone draws a shaky breath. "I was in your office earlier," he begins, "looking for a copy of your will. You don't have a will. Did you know that?"
Dottore says nothing. Pantalone takes a drag of his cigarette and continues.
"One of your subordinates came in looking for something. He reeked of antiseptic. I had to send him away."
Because he smelled like antiseptic?
"Because he smelled like you."
Alternatively: The funeral proceedings of a man who dared to fly too close to the sun. Forsaken by all, survived by one.
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30 Jun 2026
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The ugly, awful sobs I let even though I KNOW no one liked him except Pantalone and of course no one wants to go to his funeral
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Hundreds of years after Zandik’s death, Pantalone discovers a secret kept tucked away in the documents left by the segments of Dottore that shatter the last barrier around his cold heart.
He still has one last dose of the elixir left, and he chooses not to take it.
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Evening Soirée, Midnight Rendezvous by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jun 2026
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"Eternal life, huh?" Then how come I keep losing people, if immortality is so easy to come by? Sandrone scoffs. Eternity poured into a test tube and distributed to only one, this is our last laugh. We keep each other endlessly, while all you will know is loss.
"It's not as pleasant a thing as one might think," Arlecchino says.
"I don't know; certain parties seem to be enjoying it just fine."
"They are a special case." Immortal by their own design, these wings are not confined to a cage. Here it is a blessing, rather than a curse.
Pantalone raises an eyebrow. "Oh? And what might be the occasion?"
Dottore grins. "Why, my death, of course."
Alternatively: They were not invited to the tea parties, so they created their own. In shades of love and loss, here is a monument of all the things we cannot say.
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28 Jun 2026
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Pantalone is not a sentimental person.
Loss is merely another condition to adapt to. Like an old injury, it would become less noticeable with time. How much more to someone who had been operating at a loss since it all began… since many centuries ago, in fact.
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- Part 2 of Memento Iter
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White Lily holds her staff close, and places a hand on her Soul Jam, looking at it for a moment before continuing. “We cannot beat Dark Enchantress Cookie alone. We will need our whole Soul Jams, and for that we need both sides to work together in unison.”
“The Beast cookies,” Dark Cacao says, eyes widening upon realizing.
“Yes. Precisely.”
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In order to unlock the full power of the Soul Jams to defeat Dark Enchantress, the Ancients must delve into the shared consciousness they have with their other halves.Bookmarked by its_malarkey
15 Jun 2026
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Something terrible happened to Alastor in his human life and when he wakes up in Hell, he finds himself as prey for the vicious sinners around him. Desperate, he makes a deal he comes to regret.
Vox is fascinated by the deadly, untouchable Radio Demon and somehow manages to charm the man who initially wanted his head. They strike up a friendship that leads to some fluttery feelings on both ends, but before anything can develop, Alastor's deal (and a certain moth-demon) cause complications.
Misunderstandings and broken hearts ensue, and a blossoming romance sours into something messy and hateful.
And then Alastor disappears for 7 years. When he returns, his fight with Adam leaves him wounded and vulnerable, and Vox decides that it's time to put an end to the man who destroyed both his heart and his afterlife.
But his complicated feelings for Alastor won't let him end his life and it turns out that they miss each other more than either of them realised. Can they salvage the ashes of their relationship, or will Valentino and questionable deals destroy them both?
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21 Apr 2026
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a dog bites down on a stick of dynamite (and takes off running) by Vioun
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Feb 2026
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Then, Alastor is dipping him low, and it’s the first time Vox has seen him from this angle. He is gorgeous, if a little smug. Alastor looks at him like he’s a bug or something that can be eaten, and wow that expression is really doing it for him. But—
“Did you make me do the fucking girl part?!” He demands, mortified. “Al. What the fuck!”
Or: Vox has got some internalized homophobia, but he’s working on it!
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03 Apr 2026
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Vincent’s problem was always the same: he wants.
He wants, he wants, he wants. And no amount of getting or receiving will ever change that fact, will ever close the cavern inside of him that always wants more. Getting is secondary, underwhelming in comparison to the thrill of wanting. Of chasing. When he found something he wanted, he pursued it single-mindedly. He made a plan, he pulled his strings, he put every piece of the puzzle into place. That was when he was on top of the world. Receiving his prize was little more than a participation trophy, and by the time he got it he had usually already found another want. Want, want, want.
Sometimes, at night, he wondered if his luck would run out, and when. What happened when he met someone he couldn’t charm or bully into giving him what he wanted? Who was immune to his silver tongue, his clever quips, his flashy smile or a flirtatious bat of his mismatched eyes? What happened when he took a risk that didn’t pay off?
When Vincent takes a spring break trip to New Orleans to celebrate his upcoming college graduation, he may just find the answer to that question where he least expects it.
And it will alter the course of his life forever.
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15 Mar 2026
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Many had marked their calendars in anticipation of what they were effectively calling “Judgement Day” for one loathsome sinner. The event itself was rather absurdist, the first of its kind, for no sinner had ever caused such an uproar that they demanded a second Judgement post-mortem.
What punishment, everyone thought, would be fitting for a man who made such history?
Once, this creature was a man whose voice and manner were adored by the many who followed him. Now, he stood alone, chained, and without the strength to raise his head.
“Let the Judgement of the Media Overlord, Vox, commence.”
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My personal take on a post-Season 2 redemption arc for Vox, where the Speaker of God takes away Vox's voice as punishment for his crimes in Season 2- this is the Voiceless AU and a RadioSilence Fic
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- Part 1 of SharkPrince's Hazbin Hotel Fics
- Part 1 of Voiceless AU
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06 Mar 2026
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Vincent is climbing the ranks at his job, investigating a series of murders signed by the same perpetrator, the ‘Red Maiden,’ becoming the face of the local TV news, and Alastor makes it his mission to ruin his days with his broadcasts.
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26 Feb 2026
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The Radio Demon managed to manipulate everyone (including his coworkers, enemies, himself and even his voice actor) into thinking he has his shit together.
Vox didn't even try. He turned off his cameras, withdrawed himself from the airwaves and finally left his long time archenemy alone, admitting defeat.
It's a good thing. Right?
Then why exactly was Alastor just now beginning to lose his mind?𓆱⌖𓄋⌖𓆱
Or: Alastor understands darkness like no one else and stops Vox's suicide attempt via channeling his truest, greatest power - ragebaiting.
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26 Feb 2026
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Living right across from each other had always been its own kind of challenge. Vincent threw parties nearly every night—loud, flashy, and fueled by an ego bigger than his apartment. Alastor, meanwhile, was equally prideful but preferred peace, order, and blessed silence.
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But everything changes the night they both open their doors …and discover a baby girl tucked inside a crate, staring up at them as if they were supposed to know what to do next.
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24 Feb 2026
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Alastor huffed, leaning forward, voice rising with that familiar theatrically sharp edge. “Do you think I am amused? That this this deliberate avoidance would go unnoticed? That your petty games, your careful withdrawal, would not rattle me, gnaw at my patience?!” He gestured wildly, as though the air itself had been complicit in Vox’s crimes. “I am not accustomed to being ignored! Not by anyone! Certainly not by you!”
A pause. Vox leaned forward, elbows resting on his desk now, fingers tapping in silent rhythm. And then words. Complete sentences. Complete thoughts.
“I’ve lost myself in you for too long,” Vox said, and Alastor’s breath caught slightly at the weight behind the voice. “I’ve missed out on so many friendships, so much love. I don’t blame you. I did it to myself, really falling for the Radio Demon’s trap. You’re an enigma. It’s not your fault. It’s your nature.”
The words landed like blunt instruments against Alastor’s carefully constructed armour. He froze, cane halfway lifted, mouth opening and closing like a puppet caught mid performance.
or the one where vox tries (and fails) to move on.
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- Part 1 of Rewriting Silent Static
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06 Feb 2026
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Takes place after season 2, Vox gets his body back but he’s not the same.
His ego is destroyed, his power has grown weak, so much has happened and now he’s a bum, but the main thing is… he’s done chasing Alastor, after all these years, he finally decides it’s time to move on and continue on with his life.
Alastor notices this… and… he doesn’t quite seem to like it.. why?
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25 Jan 2026
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They meet in fragments - behind radio wire and through the hum of static, between trench runs and stolen cigarettes.
In echoes of code, they become something whole.
The war ends. Not everything returns.
But their signal keeps echoing, long after it should have gone quiet.(WWI AU. Alastor and Vox meet during the war. Something is lost. Something remains. And the frequency never fades.)
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08 Jan 2026
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“Are you sure I’m not dead? If I’m not dead, I could just go home.”
His mère would be looking for him. Would be worried sick.
“Um…” Charlie’s eyes darted to the others.
Angel sighed heavily. “Ya can’t go home, kid. It ain’t 1923 anymore.”
Alastor frowned.
“It’s 2024.”
Somehow that was harder to accept than the fact he was in Hell.
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What if Alastor’s fight with Adam ended…differently? What if he was “purified” instead to the last moment he could have been redeemed? And, unfortunately for him, that was when he was only eleven.
Completed: 10/27/25.
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06 Jan 2026
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There is a new Overlord in town. A manifestation of the next step in technological advancement.
Vox is intent on pulling them over to his side. Progress should stick together, after all. But maybe progress isn’t always good.
Meanwhile Alastor has to deal with the fact that he doesn’t have Vox’ undivided obsession anymore. Maybe it’s a tiny bit annoying.- Language:
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05 Jan 2026
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The Train Horns Blare (and i beg you not to go) by zillyzee
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Jan 2026
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The whole almost destroying Hell and Heaven thing left a bad taste in everyone’s mouths. Luckily, Vox received a train ticket for a perfectly relaxing business trip.
He’s dedicated the next few weeks to planning for everything since then, but there’s some odd decisions he’s been making that leads the Vees to think otherwise.
Nevertheless, the horns keep blaring, and the train tracks whistle his name.
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Vox is okay, and his trip will make sure of that.
(Delusion is a man's best friend.)
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03 Jan 2026
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It Happened One Night at a Con by Arabesqueangel for marajade1007
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Dec 2025
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It’s the very first Vidcon that the mysterious Radio Demon is going to appear. Not that Vincent, otherwise known by his YouTube handle Vox, cares. He’s here to soak up the admiration and take out some of the competition. Unfortunately, Alastor keeps getting in his way, and is annoyingly compelling while doing so.
Or in other words: Oh Deer, I’m Queer.... Fuck! Vel was right!
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- Part 1 of Youtube MurderMedia AU
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20 Dec 2025