itzjean
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A book trade turns to hours with a pretty man, turns to something more.
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you're a yandere, he's a yandere, yandere couple. that's it. thats the post.
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You grew out of your obsession with creepypasta, but it didn’t grow away from you
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Olesya Ilyukhina's Space Survival Guide by Leemar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 May 2026
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"Grace has new human, question? What is name, question?"
Smiling brightly, Grace gestures to me. "Rocky, meet Olesya Ilyukhina, she's an engineer as well."
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Ilyukhina and Yáo survive the trip.
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27 Jun 2026
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Human Relief Aid - Portal by OrangeGaytor, Sevvyhonda
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After nearly a seventh of my life so far spent completely alone, I needed contact. Anything. All of my own personal effects that I brought in order to stave away loneliness and sexual urges did nothing for me. I was left even lonelier. Watching video after video of human copulation did nothing to ease my desires — part of me envied these people, how they could effortlessly touch one another, bringing each other’s bodies pleasures unfamiliar to me.
The only person I was with could not survive my touch. I had already touched it once, and it was permanently disfigured as a result. It’s [skin] marked with the perfect shape of my claw. I couldn’t stand it. Not any longer. Grace needed satisfaction, and so did I, and if it was mutually pleasurable, then maybe I could be absolved of the shame I felt about omitting a single feature of the toy I gave it.
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A bonus part to Human Relief Aid; what if Rocky made a portal fleshlight?Bookmarked by itzjean
24 Jun 2026
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spiracle by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Wet.” They whispered then, sounding awed, pulling their claw away from his face to marvel at the salty tears staining the mesh suit which encased their body. “Wet wet wet. Oh this is—this is—” Ash brought their hand back down to Grace’s face, swiping it over both cheeks with a happy trill.
“Intoxicating.”
And then they wiped the tear soaked palm down their carapace, leaving a filmy streak on the suit in its wake.
“Wet, so wet and leaky, so wet and leaky and beautiful just for me, oh, oh Savior Grace–” They brought their hand back to his cheeks and swiped away the remaining wetness that stained them and then they— they—
Grace watched on in horror as they lowered the wet and tear-soaked claw to their ventral seam, stroking it over their most vulnerable area with a shudder and high-pitched moan.
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or, alternatively: a 'crazed fan' breaks into Grace's dome to have their way with him.
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21 Jun 2026
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There's something Grace hasn't told Rocky. And this isn't something that wouldn't pertain to their given situation, like his favorite breakfast cereal or the fact that he used to ride a bike to work (trying to explain a bicycle to a guy with five legs, yeah that would go swell), it happens to be a very important part of humans basic biology that affects all his phisiological processes. Humans have a lovely secondary sex component, designations, that allow for the existence of alphas, betas, and omegas. Yay so fun!
The problem is that ever since waking up alone on the Hail Mary, Ryland has not caught even a little of his scent or felt any urges that would signify if he was due. That means at some point on this journey from here to Erid that they’re on, he eventually will be. No way around it. To spring this on Rocky without prior knowledge, and become even more clumsy and cranky while also unbearably horny, would be bad. He could die, he could freak out, he could ostracize his only friend (and the guy he's kind of fell in love with) . . . all equally bad options he'd say. So it'd be nice if his body would get with the program and give him a sign. Did he mention he has no idea what designation he is?
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- Part 1 of Delta Graceverse
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21 Jun 2026
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switch me on, turn me up by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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“No.” Rocky said, cutting Grace off. “Grace big.” His carapace did a slow tilt in a very pointed ‘look down’ kind of motion.
Grace swallowed hard and looked away from Rocky with another laugh, albeit more awkward and forced than before as he reached for the pipette.
“That’s kinda something you’re supposed to pretend you haven’t noticed, pal.” He said stiffly and adjusted his weight on the chair. Maybe if he just silently acknowledged and made peace with how pink his face was it would go away.
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or, alternatively: grace has a massive dick. rocky is ovulating and horny about it.
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- Part 1 of big dick!grace saga
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21 Jun 2026