jared1
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"Maybe you should try avoiding them, then."
"It's not like I go looking for them," Merlin huffed. "Just my luck."
"Or maybe," Lancelot said, pulling away to get a bucket and a cloth for all the, ah, blood, "you could not be a muppet."
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merlin is a little bit stupid and gets himself hurt and lance takes care of him. very exasperatedly
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"You're a sorcerer." It wasn't a question, he knew what he'd seen; Merlin couldn't lie his way out of this one.
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the kind of dog you bet on by four_pebbles
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
27 Apr 2026
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“I’m not getting rid of you, am I,” Jason says. It's not quite a question.
“You can try.” A strange look flashes across Prime’s face, a glimpse of something real, and Jason realizes just how fake everything else must have been for that tiny flicker to appear so jarring. “Historically, really hasn't worked out well for anyone involved.”
Or; Jason isn’t in the habit of picking up strays, but the inexplicably clingy Super following him around might just change that.
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15 Jun 2026
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are you in love with my alter ego? by pseudowriter
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
08 May 2026
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Jason is lurking on the TVTropes forums when he notices a sprawling argument about a comic book character, all directed toward one guy.
Turns out, user PRIMETIME69 (who joined 4 years ago, relationship status is “Every breath you take, every move you make, I've been watching you”, and forum signature is “Punching through YOUR reality this next issue!”) is used to arguing.
This same user is also, unfortunately, Red Hood's biggest fan.
(Or, Jason finds out about a guy on TVTropes who really likes Red Hood. Later, he meets the new Superman, who seems to really like Jason Todd. He deals with it. Normally.)
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13 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd: PTA Extraordinaire by NightmareWelfare
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
09 Nov 2025
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“You got a pen?”
Tim blinked owlishly before scrambling to grab a pen from his book bag, as if terrified Jason would change his mind in the 6 seconds he took to search. He held it out to Jason who snatched it right out of his hands.
“If we do this, we’re doing it right. You got that, Richie?" Jason snarled. "When I sign this you’re my kid!”
“I don’t do things in half measures. I’m gonna be there for every PTA meeting, every club invite, every fucking carpool you understand? I don’t need some white bread, pearl clutching bitch telling me I’m a shitty Guardian just ‘cause I didn’t ask for this.”
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The only thing worse than crawling out of your own grave to find your father had replaced you with the first black haired, blue eyed preteen he could find, is said replacement begging you to sign emergency foster papers... except maybe you signing said papers and having to learn how to be a parent on the fly... Fuck it, he couldn't do any worse than Bruce.
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11 Jun 2026
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When you piss off enough people they're bound to do something about it eventually.
It's just that Jason was expecting something less... feline in nature.
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In which Red Hood, Jason Todd flew too close to the villainous sun and got himself turned into a cat. Shenanigans ensue.
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11 Jun 2026
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Red Hood/Superboy Prime: World's Foulest by LyncisLikeTheStar
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
28 May 2026
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Superboy-Prime decides that, if every super gets to have a bat for a best friend, he's entitled to have Jason as his! Jason is less so convinced. Though, maybe, with time and some near (and not-so-near) death experiences, the World's Foulest might eventually find themselves on the same page, much to the dismay of everyone around them.
Or: Jason and Prime being catty. World's messiest bitches, actually.
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11 Jun 2026