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    “Listen. Fell. I...I might, uh, have an idea.”
    “You do?” Aziraphale said, and hated the hopeful way he said it. “I’ll do it.”
    “You...won’t like it.”
    “Will it keep me out of prison?”
    “Maybe. Maybe the both of us. For now. Ideally.”
    “Then yes.”
    Crowley’s expression tightened, and Aziraphale wasn’t sure if Crowley wanted to cry, or laugh. “You really, really won’t like it.”
    “I’ll like prison less.” He responded plainly.
    Crowley’s face twisted into something soft at first, just for a second, before searing into a careful little smirk, and Aziraphale knew that smile, that Cheshire cat smile, much too well to not be cautious.
    “Crowley, dear. What are you doing on the floor?”
    He cleared his throat. “Angel. Remember when I said you wouldn’t like it? Well, uh, here we are.” His smile grew awkwardly, apologetically, and Aziraphale had a sinking feeling about it.
    “Angel. Will you marry me?”
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    Crowley and Aziraphale plan a fake marriage to avoid having to testify against each other in court...they get much more than they bargained for.

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    23 May 2026

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    Favourite ultra specific trope

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    When Damian accidentally uncovers Captain Marvel’s secret identity, he blackmails him into helping track the Joker in Fawcett City. What begins as a simple mission soon unravels into something far more dangerous, forcing them to rely on each other while testing their limits and their feelings.

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    17 Jun 2025

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    One of my favourite fics ever. This one introduced me to damibilly and now I am so obsessed with them. I reread this like monthly because there is practically no damibilly content out there and I am STARVING.

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    Spider-Man is a relatively new, controversial vigilante, and Johnny has a crush the size of the Empire Building. The Four - operating under the assumption that Spidey is an adult - do not approve.

     

    “I just happen to think Spider-Man's cool,” Johnny says, matter-of-factly. “A hero can think another hero is cool without making it weird. I admire his aloofness. And his badass-ness.”

    “His aloofness,” Ben repeats, chuckling into his mug of beer. It’s roughly the size of Johnny’s head. “Yeah, sure, I bet that’s all your admire, right?”

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    25 Jul 2025

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    Genuinely one of my all time favourite fics

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    Working at the Daily Bugle was enough to make Peter hate photography.

    Being with Johnny was enough to remind him why he loved it.

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    15 Apr 2025

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    All timer for me. I reread this frequently.

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    When Erik gets roped into participating in the X-Men Secret Santa gift exchange, he panics upon drawing Peter’s name. Not only is Peter perpetually uncomfortable around him, but Erik realizes he has no idea what the young man likes.

    There's only one solution—seek out advice from the others for what to buy Peter. But why does everyone seem to be reacting so strangely to Erik’s use of Secret Santa terminology?

    Or: Chaos sweeps the mansion when Erik starts asking around for advice on what to buy his “Secret Child.”

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    22 Dec 2024