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    Shane and Ilya never hook up. It's 2025, they've had long careers, and even though Shane has been avoiding his big, fat crush on Ilya for over a decade, he can't help but say yes to becoming a coach for his hockey camp.

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  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    Heat floods Shane’s face and he huffs to hold back a laugh. It’s hard not to find her funny, even when she’s giving him shit. “What’s your idea?”

    “We don’t tell anyone.”

    “That we broke up?”

    “Yeah.”

    For a moment, Shane thinks it over, before he says tentatively, “...Why would we do that?”

    “Just for a little while. Because if Rozanov is the jealous type, maybe-- well. If he saw us together a little while longer, maybe we turn the heat up in front of the paps… it might butter him up for your talk in Tampa. That’s where you said the All-Stars is this year, right? He’ll be there, you’ll be there…” She wrinkles her nose. “Not that he needs to be buttered up. You’re a total catch, and he’s gotta see that. It just might… motivate him.”

    She’s right about one thing; it is a bad idea. Shane stares at her, half in shock and half in… he doesn’t know what. 

    OR!! whats it called when you pretend to still be in a relationship w ur gay ex so he can make his man who's not his man jealous? asking for my good friend rose landry.

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    ‘You know, if you came back from lunch on time and didn’t take so many smoke breaks, you wouldn’t have to stay late every day.’
    ‘It is bad luck in Russia if you do not smoke at twenty five minutes past hour, every hour you are awake.’
    Shane frowns. ‘Wait, really?’
    Ilya slowly turns to look him in the eyes, dead serious. Then he blinks. ‘No, of course not.’
    Shane huffs and focuses back on his monitor. ‘Fucking asshole.’
    ‘You may find me doing this some weekends, yes.’

    Or, Ilya decides when he gets back from lunch, no one else.

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    “I don’t like your games.”

    “But you do.” The corners of Ilya’s mouth tug into a threadbare smile.

    “I fucking don’t,” Shane insists, though even he doesn’t believe it.

    or a mafia au where Shane and Ilya are rival crime lords who sit down to negotiate over vodka & caviar

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    “You really fucked that up, Hollander. You were sleeping during the test or something?”

    Oh what a fucking asshole, seriously. Clenching his fists, desperately trying to stop himself from socking the blond man, Shane gritted out, “Obviously not.” 

    “Well, doesn’t look like it.” Observing Shane intently, he curled his index finger, beckoning him closer. “But, I think I understand the problem.”

    Or: Premed gunner Shane Hollander fails his first university midterm. Prodigy Ilya Rozanov comes to the rescue.

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