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This fic takes place at the beginning of S3 E9 (the double wedding) and is more or less canon up until that point, but immediately deviates when Sarah Alder arrives as the wedding. In this world, the general accepts Tally Craven's offer to join her on her journey to Africa to locate the final piece of the first song. There will be fluff! There will be eventual smut! Talder endgame all the wAYYYY.
Basically, I just watched the finale for the first time (had to wait to see it w/ my 'coven') and I've got a lotta FEELINGS. I'm going to slow down the impending war and give our sun and moon some more time together.
Without further ado...
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My first talder! A talder fluffy smutty fest. The plot? Imagine if (former) General Sarah Alder and Tally Craven BOTH made it out of the cave S3E8. This is my first fic so I'm not 100% sure what to write here, but it's basically sex on a mountain. I may do another chapter or two. Just testing the waters. :) There is one SPOILER for Season 3 Episode 8, so proceed with caution. Much drama. Over the top. lol enjoy!
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Tally's not sure why she's having dreams about General Alder. All she knows is that she's learning a lot of chess, and not getting much sleep. And that Alder is still very, very dead.
Season 3 AU
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24 Feb 2026
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Mistrust the Process by avocadotimestwo for aredpen
Fandoms: Motherland: Fort Salem (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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Alder refuses to be a willing participant in the Imperatrix's ridiculous "courtship" exercise, where she has to mentor Tally in the rituals of dating.
Or, the one where Alder has no choice but to intervene and Tally accidentally falls in love with her in the process.
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01 Dec 2025
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Tally Craven is chasing her big break and trying not to get discouraged. Sarah Alder has a respected career but is beginning to think she'll never have the awards to show for it. They're both hoping to find what they're looking for on the set of Izadora Dart's newest movie: Between the Lines.
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24 Jul 2025
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Re: Support Ticket #922845 by pagemelt
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
08 Feb 2025
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From: Henry ([email protected])
To: Alex ([email protected])You might be my most maddening client to date, did you know? And I’m in tech support, so that’s saying quite a lot. But fine. I beseech thee, internet stranger! Revealeth to me your deepest secrets! In addition to yours being my most irritating open ticket, it’s also my most interesting. Funny how those qualities so often go hand-in-hand.
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In which Henry works in tech support, and Alex opens a ticket about his bi panic.
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04 Feb 2025
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she kindly stopped for me by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
27 Sep 2024
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“Gee whiz, Agnes,” Wanda sighs, touching Agatha’s shoulder sympathetically. “That’s heartbreaking. Have you never had a relationship that was anything more than just tolerable? Not even in your youth?”
Agatha can feel her smile falter. She hitches it back up, her face aching from the effort.
“Well,” she says, patting Wanda’s hand. “Considering my youth was somewhere back in the prehistoric age, my choices were either the caveman or the wooly mammoth. Both of which would’ve had better table manners than Ralph, I bet.”
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Throughout the events of WandaVision, Agatha thinks about Rio.
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09 Oct 2024