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Even worse than that; somehow, the ten-second long clip got edited into a ten-minute long compilation video of various content creators suffering from the same game's many jump scares.
And even worse than that; the compilation was sent as a watch recommendation in Uzumaki Naruto's chat.
Sasuke has been obsessed with a certain streamer for months, though he would never admit that to anyone beyond his friend group. So what? It's not his fault that the guy's a fucking dream. And he'd been comfortable in the discomfort of the situation, glad to just carry that secret with him until this fixation either died or moved onto someone else.
That was, of course, until said guy discovered his existence.
From then on, Sasuke was just fucked.
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Naruto's family always rented the top floor of their house to all kinds of travellers. It wasn't difficult to find takers, since they live in one of the most beautiful, underrated towns in all of Australia. He got used to sharing his home with strangers, he had no problem with it whatsoever. Well, UNTIL a certain family from Japan decided to move in for the whole summer, along with their unbearably annoying, uptight son.
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"Excuse me?” Because she didn’t– there’s no way Naruto just said that. She’s lost the plot, finally. All the bullshit in her life has finally brought her to a mental state of no return.
“I said–” Naruto retorts, sitting up and leaning in. Her hand finds Sasuke’s exposed thigh in the process, and goosebumps immediately bubble up on her skin.
“Maybe you could show me. See maybe for yourself, if I’m loud.”
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After all, what's a little bit of 'helping hand' sex between friends?
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When Naruto blurts out a suggestion without thinking twice, he and Sasuke embark on the next stage of life together.
Naruto might be a bit too excited at the idea of surprising everyone with their baby.
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They were roommates in college. Best friends, until one drunken night changed everything.
Seventeen years later, Sasuke is divorced and his daughter is staying with him for the school year. He hasn't spoken to Naruto since college graduation.
Then, Sarada brings home her new boyfriend, and suddenly, the past Sasuke has been running from is sitting right in his living room.
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"Hey, Mr. Uchiha," he says, voice bright and unbothered. "My name's Uzumaki Boruto."
There's a long beat of silence. Sarada glances up at him, confused.
Sasuke doesn't move. He can't.
His throat is dry. His hands are cold.
And for the first time in years, Uchiha Sasuke finds himself entirely, devastatingly, speechless.