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The Art of Ruining Everything by jobman_normalguy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
10 Jul 2026
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After a drunken Unspeakable spills his Firewhiskey onto a prototype Time-Turner, time becomes distorted. Somehow, a man named Theodore Nott manages to recreate the Time-Turner before Auror Harry Potter raids his home. Harry gives the Time-Turner to Hermione Granger, who stores it in her Ministry of Magic office until Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy steal it with the help of a girl who appears to have no previous record of existence until this point.
All of this was stupid, and made no sense. Unspeakables must now fix the time anomaly as best they can without creating any further nonsense.
"Unspeakables are not here to play. We're here to ensure the game can be played."
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- Part 4 of Rose Weasley Technoverse
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- English
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- 2,414
- Chapters:
- 1/8
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Rose Weasley, a disillusioned dropout from the Auror Recruitment Program, joins the Department of Mysteries as the Ministry of Magic's newest Junior Unspeakable. While the world reels from the aftermath of the Calamity, a cataclysmic event that threatened the Statute of Secrecy, she navigates a new reality where time unravels, space ruptures, and the lines between magic and madness blurs. But while a strange, shadowy corporation weaves magic into technology and profits from the chaos, Rose's growing bond with a colleague threatens to expose secrets neither can afford to share. In a world that works in silence, will the cost of breaking it be greater than what Rose is willing to pay?
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- Part 1 of Rose Weasley Technoverse
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The wizarding world spent centuries hiding from Muggles behind enchantments and carefully maintained ignorance.
Then smartphones and the internet happened, and some very ambitious witches and wizards decided to build their own version of both in a desperate attempt to maintain the International Statute of Secrecy. But the Magi-Tech is fragile, the WizNet is leaking, and the Statute is unraveling one accidentally uploaded Quidditch video at a time.
Lily Luna Potter, newly minted Technomancer and currently the most overqualified tech support operative in the Ministry of Magic, has opinions on all of it. She has a notebook full of ideas nobody has asked for yet, help desk tickets from very confused wizards, a growing infatuation with the Minister's private secretary, and a manager who will write her up if she doesn't address her computer by its given name.
The computer's name is Gerald.
This is going to be a very long career.
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- Part 3 of Rose Weasley Technoverse
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As another Battle of Hogwarts anniversary looms over the Weasley family, Ron and Hermione decide to take a Spring holiday with their young children to the Burrow before emotions start running high in the upcoming weeks, but an unexpected visit results in Ron having to explain to his young daughter the reason for the anniversary and her family's legacy.
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Confounding Files from the Department of Mysteries by jobman_normalguy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2026
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Unspeakables have accidentally leaked a series of classified documents detailing hidden anomalies, peculiarities and curiosities within the British Department of Mysteries and the wider wizarding world. How many secrets of Level Nine will be uncovered by your prying eyes?
(In other words: a series of short stories written in the style of SCP research papers, set in the Harry Potter universe)
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- Part 2 of Rose Weasley Technoverse
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Rose Weasley Technoverse by jobman_normalguy
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
10 Jul 2026
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A Harry Potter universe where magic, mystery, and technology collide.
- Words:
- 153,840
- Works:
- 4
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Widdershins & the Eyes of Caduceus by empatheticwizard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2025
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The Statute was built for doors. Time, as my Muggleborn friends keep trying to explain, is increasingly fond of Windows.
In 1998, the war against Voldemort ended. Allegedly, in 2017, all was well.
Hogwarts, 2006. The war is over. The castle is still standing. The staircases still try to kill people. Muggle Studies still thinks the 'internet' is a type of cauldron. The ethics curriculum? Still designed for medieval dueling disputes. And yet.
Widdershins Weekly arrives monthly, anonymously, charmed to look like scrap parchment and packed with satire. And a cross-house group of misfits are beginning to ask inconvenient questions, such as "Is our entire society held together with Spellotape and siege mentality?"
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"So the plan is: orchestrate a first contact worthy of the Federation of Planets, convince the Wizengamot to join the seventeenth century at minimum, persuade the rest of Earth not to panic about the underground society with amnesia grenades, and hope everyone settles for mutually assured delusion as a starting point."
"How long before this starts by accident?"
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Book 1/4 of the Widdershins series.
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- Part 1 of Widdershins - The Post Script Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 142,122
- Chapters:
- 28/28
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- 4
- Comments:
- 161
- Kudos:
- 168
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- 56
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Bookmarked by jobman_normalguy
10 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Good fanfics that make me wanna burst through the wall like the Koolaid Man and say “OH YEAH!”
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fruit loops in time (circle around me) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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"This is Crabbe, and Goyle," the blonde boy says, pointing at the two boys next to him. "And I'm Malfoy, Draco Ma - "
Ron laughs, and Malfoy immediately bristles.
"Think my name's funny, do you?" Malfoy says, angrily. "No need to ask yours - "
"You're honestly so cute," Ron interrupts, yet again, shaking his head. "So tiny. And so angry, all the time. It's adorable."
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Ron Weasley, Time Traveller Extraordinaire, is stuck in the same seven year Hogwarts Loop, repeating the same thing over and over again. Naturally, he's so done with everything.Series
- Part 4 of and several bad jokes later
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,101
- Chapters:
- 7/?
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- 19
- Comments:
- 1,169
- Kudos:
- 11,827
- Bookmarks:
- 2,776
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- 150,618
Bookmarked by jobman_normalguy
18 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Good fanfics that make me wanna burst through the wall like the Koolaid Man and say “OH YEAH!”
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A year ago, Aldwynn was married off to a man three times her age. A year ago, Aldred brewed a poison to save her.
Now, under the protection of their uncle Godric Gryffindor, the twins begin a new life surrounded by fire, forest, and a kind of magic they were never meant to inherit.
This is a story told through seasons, spells, and slow becoming — the journey of two children growing into their power, their legacy, and the truth of who they are.
It will carry us through the founding of Hogwarts itself, and end with the breaking of one of its founders.
Bookmarked by jobman_normalguy
14 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Good fanfics that make me wanna burst through the wall like the Koolaid Man and say “OH YEAH!”
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For four years Harry Potter had relentlessly fought under the Ministry of Magic since 2012. Seven years after the fall of Voldemort, things change for Harry as he is a professional race car driver for his own Porsche team—Cor Leonis Motorsports. The feeling of adrenaline had always clung to him like a second skin, and racing breathed new meaning into his life.
At just 24 years of age in the third season of his career, danger a new danger emerges from the shadows. Nothing is ever normal, and it's up to Harry to protect what he loves at all costs from the phantoms who are desperate to burn the Saviour of Britain into the ground. His passion must be protected, and that means he must return to the field. Because what is given can also be taken away in a single heartbeat. Love, sacrifice, and resilience rises from the ashes, as his love for racing becomes a risk he must protect from the darkness.
From the 24 Hours of Daytona to the 24 Hours of Le Mans, it's up to Harry Potter to take the crown from the best drivers across the globe. But at the cost of facing the unknown where the window of fate cracks and blood spills beneath desperate hands.
Bookmarked by jobman_normalguy
13 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Good fanfics that make me wanna burst through the wall like the Koolaid Man and say “OH YEAH!”
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A Howler from Hogsmeade and Other Stories by JoeMerl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Feb 2026
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A collection of short stories about Hugo Weasley.
Newest entry: Hugo gets his wand.
Series
- Part 3 of Writer's Month 2019
- Part 4 of Writer's Month 2020
- Part 3 of Writer's Month 2021
- Part 2 of Writer's Month 2022
- Part 7 of Writer's Month 2023
- Part 2 of Writer's Month 2024
- Part 3 of Writer's Month 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,788
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 33
- Kudos:
- 100
- Bookmarks:
- 24
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- 2,430
Bookmarked by jobman_normalguy
03 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Good fanfics that make me wanna burst through the wall like the Koolaid Man and say “OH YEAH!”