11 Works by jpbfu
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Andrew’s eyes are pink.
Not like, bloodshot pink, but, as in, his irises were literally pink.
It wasn’t a harsh pink, either- it was pastel, nearly peachy in tone, soft with gold flecks in it. A very warm rosy color. Oh, wow.
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Or: Standrew ft. a soulmate au in which your eye color matches your soulmate's hair color.
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Ryan sees Shane in his new glasses, and realizes that he may be less straight than he originally thought.
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“My name’s Goldsworth. Ricky Goldsworth.”
“That’s- wow, that’s very obviously a fake name,” Shane says, and maybe talking back to the guy who kidnapped him isn’t the smartest idea he’s ever had, but- listen, how could he not point that out?
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Or: Four times Shane ran into Ricky Goldsworth entirely on accident, and one time Ricky found him on purpose.
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“andrew’s first thought was oh shit, hanahaki disease; his second was that steven literally took his breath away. he tried not to laugh at his own horribly dark pun.
instead of laughing, he just coughed up another petal.
well, shit. this was an issue.”
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Steven had a crush on Andrew, okay? He had a big, dumb crush- and he was an adult, damn it! He shouldn’t feel like a stupid teenager pining over some guy!
(Andrew wasn’t just “some guy,” though- he was handsome, and funny, and wonderful, and caring- but that’s besides the point.)
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Or: Steven learns that Andrew has a boyfriend, and he’s pretty damn heartbroken over it.
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i keep telling myself i’m not the desperate type by jpbfu
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
15 Dec 2017
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““Hmm. Guess I’ll have to get you to shut up another way, then,” Shane says, and somehow he just sounds like he’s smirking.”
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Or: It’s exactly what it sounds like. They just make out. That’s it.
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“They had been investigating some supposedly haunted house, and Ryan had spritzed Shane with the holy water jokingly- it was just a joke, supposed to be just a joke, but instead it had burnt Shane, and now- now there was a fucking monster in the room with him.”
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“Ryan- okay. Ryan was just a very cautious person, alright? He wasn’t a coward, like some might believe.
This, though? Sleeping out in the middle of a forest, where anything (bears and ghosts alike) could come and get him? He was fucking terrified.”
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What Ryan wants to say is ‘thank you I love you and you’re so thoughtful and it means the world to me even if it means nothing to you.’
What he says instead is, “Thanks, asshole,” with a smile full of utter fondness on his face.
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Four times Ryan felt absolutely in love with Shane Madej, and one time he (accidentally) told him so. -
all i wanted was to be close to you (but maybe not so literally) by jpbfu
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
22 Nov 2017
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Ryan and Shane found themselves in a predicament.
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“No, no, keep- keep [your hands] there, you just, startled me. I couldn’t see you coming.”
“Well, Ryan, do you wanna see me coming?”
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“This was it. This was how he would die. A wolf broke into his home and ate him. Or, at the very least, chewed on his bones until it got bored and moved on to its next victim. Fuck.
A small voice told him the wolf didn't break in, you basically LET IT IN, idiot, and hey wait how the fuck did a wolf manage to get up to his apartment when it was on the /third floor/, and as he was distracted with his thoughts, he tripped on his rug and fell on his ass, hard.”
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Or: A wolf forcibly stays the night at Ryan’s house. Ryan is scared. Lamps are broken. “Buddies” are made.