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    “But Keith,” Lance exclaims, jumping to his feet in an attempt at emphasis. “That’s gay, dude.”

    Keith stares like he doesn’t understand, head cocked innocently. He shrugs, and Lance gets an intense urge to shake him.

    “That’s really, really gay!”

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Another scrap of parchment shot out of the cup, a fourth scrap of parchment, which made no sense at all, and the Headmaster grabbed it from the air, unrolling it and reading it quietly.

    The entirety of the Great Hall remained silent. It was as quiet as a tomb.

    “Lance Álvarez?” The Headmaster whispered, and then again, louder. “Lance Álvarez.”

    Wait, what?

    // Lance and Keith have always been battling it out: on the Quidditch field, in the duelling club, for the best marks in Defense Against the Dark Arts, and Keith always manages to come out in the lead.

    Now, the Triwizard Tournament has been announced and Lance knows that Keith is going to beat him for the only open spot, even if he pretends that he thinks otherwise. But it doesn’t quite go the way that Lance expects, and everything changes from there.

    ** complete **

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    12 Jun 2026

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    In a world of soulmates, Lance drew the short straw. Forever marked inferior to his soulmate, and the people around him, made worse by the first words that pass Keith's lips...

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Shiro once told him what seemed like ages ago, that the right way to go when wanting someone’s attention is to fake that you have little interest in them.

    And boy, oh boy, Lance did not like that.

    Fair enough, asking ‘who are you’ to your crush when you haven’t seen them in a year was not the best way to go, but no matter, because Keith is still blaming Shiro, and he told him so a month after they started their Voltron trip.

    Keith’s determined to make amends and win Lance’s attention. Surely there’s something he can do that doesn’t involve his hair because that’s the only thing Lance seems obsessed about.

    Maybe if he wore it on a ponytail?

    (Or five times Keith was jelly of someone being close to Lance and one time it actually worked out for him.)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Who could it be?!

    Lance tried to convince himself it wasn’t jealousy… it was just friendly concern. He had to ensure that whoever Keith was with treated him well, not that Keith needed Lance to look after him, but still, Keith deserved the world and Lance wanted to make sure whoever he was with gave that to him.

    Just buddy-buddy concerns.

    or alternatively; 5 + 1 times lance doesn't realise he's keith's boyfriend

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    11 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    most unfortunate but funny sequence of events