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if you ignore the dirty parts, it's a beautiful thing, isn't it? by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
21 Jun 2026
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"You ever think of having anymore kids, Holland? Give Holly a sibling?”
An insane question to ask a widower, but the people in March’s neighborhood have never been quite…right in the head. Patrick asks this question with a hunger in his eyes that implies that both he and his wife are willing to help Holland with giving Holly a sibling, if that was something he was so inclined to do.
Of course, they are under the impression that Linda would be the one getting pregnant in this scenario, but even if March had the equipment to do such a thing, he’d have no interest in knocking up Louise and Peter does not seem interested in doing the knocking up, if you catch his meaning. The only one March would want putting another baby in him is-
Oh.
Hmm.
Well, this is an interesting development.
He needs to get home immediately.
“I need to get home immediately,” he announces, a little too loudly.
or: march and healy make a baby (it happens somewhere it that god awful rental. healy insists that it happened in the bed, right, it had to be in the bed, but it was probably in the pool and there's no shame in that jack, come on)
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29 Jun 2026
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Holland March was a goddamn mess.
It was a solid, irrefutable fact. He was a messy drunk, a mediocre at best private eye, a barely scraping by father, and a shit show with romance.
Jackson Healy was in love with him anyway.
That love was the reason that, after six minus of saying nothing, Healy decided to take the matter of March’s self care into his own hands.
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29 Jun 2026
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Holland March wasn’t exactly who Jackson Healy thought him to be upon first impression. He had come to realize March was quite smart and great at what he does (though the man was still a fool all the same). He had also come to learn some other things about March over time. Mainly:
1. Holland March was a brat.
2. Holland March loved getting Healy to pay for things.
It wasn’t as though Healy cared much, though.OR: Healy and March experience a hot day in LA and confront some feelings.
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29 Jun 2026
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“Okay. What’s up with you, March?” he asks. “You're being even more skittish than normal.”
Jackson’s firm tone makes Holland have to swallow a whine.
“I have to piss,” he mumbles.
Jackson stares. “…you have to piss.”
The blonde winces, biting down harder on his lip. “Yes!” His voice is louder now, more urgent. “I have to piss, and it’s bad, and I don’t know how long we’re gonna be here, and- fuck-“
Jackson is trying his best not to ogle him. He really is. But there’s just… something about the way that Holland is panting, the way he's sweating and writhing around that makes Jackson’s dick twitch in his jeans.or
Healy and March get handcuffed and left in a room together. March needs to pee. And Healy's enjoying it a bit too much.
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29 Jun 2026
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I can't stop drawing grocky porn!!!
you can find my other art (including sfw) on tumblr @howling-wizard2Bookmarked by kerbubbles
27 Jun 2026
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It is a quiet night in late June that Holland finds himself perched on the edge of his pool, his fingers loosely curled around the middle of a fat joint.
or; March and Healy get stoned together.
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- Part 1 of goose fics
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20 Jun 2026
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I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards by clinicallyfine
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
14 Jun 2026
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Sick and tired of seeing March flirt with their clients, Healy finally snaps.
In what Healy finds to be a very reasonable reaction to this, he bends March in half, makes him cry and pounds him so hard he can't walk anymore.
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15 Jun 2026
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If March had a nickel for every time Healy had walked in on him with his pants down, he'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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13 Jun 2026
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The time elapsed between Jackson Healy realizing he wanted to fuck Holland March and actually fucking him was about ten seconds.
In Jack’s defense, they were a long ten seconds.
Jack isn’t the usually impulsive one between the two of them, but does it really count as impulsive if the idea has been brewing in the back of his brain for a while but he’s only just now gotten around to identifying it?Bookmarked by kerbubbles
13 Jun 2026
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healy gets an idea after seeing march kneeling below him
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13 Jun 2026
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loving every aspect of you by magicalmagic
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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Doctor Ivo Robotnik could have had any position on the spaceship ARK. From the head of engineering to a robotics technician, if it was him applying they would have pissed their pants to have him join. But there was only one job he wanted, that had a single position onboard.
Expendable.
The invention of the human printing machine was revolutionary, so far beyond its time it caused panic and debates and ultimately ended up being banned on earth. Something something morality something something souls, what makes a person a person blah blah blah. Ivo didn’t care about that. At fifty-five years old, he only cared about one thing: cheating death. To grow his legacy and continue his work for as long as humans survived on the new planet Jotemheim.
No one wanted to be an Expendable. It meant doing the most dangerous jobs, taking all the risks and dying only to be reprinted. It was unnatural, strange, even inhuman. But Ivo saw potential where others saw warning signs. Ivo is going to live forever.
A mission on an ice planet goes sideways, leading to two Ivos existing at the same time. Shenanigans, sex, and a story for the ages ensues.
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12 Jun 2026
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In the early afternoon, he finally hears the bedroom door click open, and footsteps padding down the hall.
"Thank God you're finally awake," Holland says, still hunched over the paper. "Jack, baby, they got me fucking stumped, they're making up new words. What's an eight-letter synonym for life, starting with a V?"
There's no reply. Healy can usually think of at least one thing to throw out, even if it doesn't fit. The silence goes on for a beat too long, and Holland didn't hear him move to the kitchen. He turns around —
— and it's Healy, standing there, it's definitely Healy, but it's a Healy who looks like he's in his fucking twenties.
His face is completely unlined — his hair is dark, not a speck of gray — and he's staring right back at Holland.
"Um." Holland's at a complete loss. "Hi."
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12 Jun 2026
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March has some frustrating tendencies, and Healy tries to take him down a few notches
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12 Jun 2026
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everywhere I go I keep his picture in my wallet by aiidoneus
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
05 Jun 2026
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Healy keeps a picture of March in his wallet. March finds out and reacts about how you'd expect.
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12 Jun 2026
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Holland March was, hands down, the most sexually versatile person Jackson Healy had ever met, but it was the soft, gentle, tender moments that truly set his heart on fire.
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12 Jun 2026
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Holland March has a proven plan of attack for when he wants to get truly, thoroughly fucked by Jackson Healy. It’s simple, effective, and plays to his strengths. It goes like this:
Step one: wind him up.
Step two: watch him go.
(In other words: 5k words of smut in which March is a bit of a brat, Healy is a little mean, and they are both so into it.)
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- Part 2 of they're not that nice
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12 Jun 2026
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Part of him reckons they're here to buy something to use on him too, which makes him breathe faster, feeling much like an animal caught in a hunting trap, watching it's incoming demise. He blinks and he's managed to stumble outside, shakily lighting up a cigarette. Maybe Healy was right, but he doesn't want to stay around to find out, even now that he's stopped feeling like he's being held at gunpoint.
He can't stand seeing the sign, shivering despite the relatively warm weather. Healy is making his way back towards him, box in hand. He looks slightly sheepish, and Holland bitterly hopes so for plunging him into that with no prior warning.
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12 Jun 2026
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your honor, i made lars hump a pillow
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- Part 1 of firsts
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09 Jun 2026
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For A Minute There, I Lost Myself by sundaychurch
Fandoms: Drive (2011), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
06 Jun 2026
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Lars has to be okay with maybe losing something. That’s what the entire basis of life is. Finding something. Having it. Losing it.
He can have it now. Right now, he has this. He’s had this for a long time. He doesn’t want it to end for a long time. It will. Just because it will, doesn’t mean he can’t know it at all.
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08 Jun 2026
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"Oh my god!" March squeaked, suddenly sitting up straight. "Oh my god, Healy— you're hard!"
Healy wanted to disappear. Or punch March in the face. Or both.
aka: Holland March is a huge tease and has to deal with the consequences. (He doesn't mind.)
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08 Jun 2026