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Tiny Bilbo uses the One Ring as a hulahoop



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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    “What?” Wolfwood snorted, drumming his fingers along with the beat on the radio.

    “Hm,” Vash raised his head a little, licking over his fangs, “you should sit on me.”

    Wolfwood balked, mentally doing a spit-take. Blinked slowly as Vash kept staring, watching like a damn predator. If he had a tail, he could imagine it lashing ominously.

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    A peaceful morning where no one gets a full breakfast. Not that either of them are complaining.

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    13 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Don't you think it's ridiculous that Trigun '89 never had a hot springs episode? Well it does now.

    PLEASE NOTE this fic is not affiliated with Willy's Water Wagon or Willy's Water World Resort of Glory Springs (hereafter referred to as WWWRGS LLC) and no formal endorsement is intended or implied.

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    25 Jul 2025

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    The Wolfwood brothers have one goal: keep their orphan family together by any means necessary. That means ducking debt collectors and the foster agency while saving as much money as they can, and making sure everyone has all four limbs when they get home. While Livio has two steady office jobs and a squeaky clean record, Nicholas' work is far less legal and much more dirty.

    That is, until a job offer shows up he can't refuse and an idiot blond rich boy starts to change his life for the better. And the worse.

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    The things that make Vash who he is are so disparate and contradictory and so, so human that Wolfwood forgets on occasion that he isn’t: it’s only when Vash doesn’t eat for days and seems none the worse for it, or when he plucks the pin feathers that sprout on occasion along his hairline that Wolfwood is reminded that, despite all their hours together, a yawning chasm still stretches between what he knows and what there is yet to discover about the Humanoid Typhoon. 
    The gauge of what is normal and what isn’t for Vash uses metrics that Wolfwood cannot even begin to attempt to define, but about a month into their sojourn to JuLai, some time between run-down rest stops and no-name towns, Wolfwood begins to notice that something about Vash seems… off .

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  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Ok.”

    “I know it’s not fair to ask, but-” Wolfwood nearly jumps up off the couch. “Wait, what?”

    Vash shrugs before turning back to his homework. “Free dinner, right? I don’t mind.”

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    12 Jan 2025