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    Hermione Granger has a list of people she wants dead and Draco Malfoy is at the top.

    Between Death Eater raids, Order missions, knife wounds, curses, and a growing collection of scars they've gifted each other, their rivalry has become less of a feud and more of a mutual fixation.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
    The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.

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    She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
    Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
    “—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
    “—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”

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    26 May 2026

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    Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.

    Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study

    He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”

    “What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”

    “With that title?”

    “Yes.”

    “And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”

    “Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”

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    Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.

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    17 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    Hermione’s knees had unconsciously drifted apart (thank god for today’s loose skirt) and, with four quick flicks of her wand and a non-verbal colloportus, her office door was secured against disturbances. Aware that Malfoy was waiting on her reply, and already feeling the telltale clenching of her core, the gathering coil of heat, Hermione swiftly snaked a hand down past her stomach, under the floaty fabric of her skirt, and beneath the waistband of her knickers. Familiar fingers briefly grazed the soft curls of her mound and then slipped further, teasing her soaked entrance. Her index finger curled upward, swirling the sensitive bud of her clit, and a gentle moan escaped her. It was a muted expression of pleasure, and smothered by the enclosing four walls, but Hermione tilted her head and clamped her mouth around her free forearm, even so. The last thing she needed was for Kingsley or any of his other support staff to hear her getting herself off to Draco Malfoy’s erotic memos.
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    When a chance encounter sparks a round of parchment-based sexting between Ministry co-workers Hermione and Draco, neither of them expect that it will lead to them fucking in the toilets. We expect it, though. Because what else?

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    29 Apr 2026

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    “So,” she says before the silence can stretch to something too awkward to salvage. “Normal human interaction warrants conversation.”

    Beside her, Malfoy snorts. “We’re hardly normal humans, Granger.”

     

    A friends-with-benefits story about the moments that come after the sex.

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    04 Mar 2026