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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Rafael and Sonny are living together now, which is exactly how Desmond the dachshund planned it. So when Nick Amaro rejoins the squad and starts eating into the schedule, sitting on the couch, and generally getting between His Majesty's two humans, Desmond does what any furry little politician would do. He declares war.
    A protein-powder campaign. A shoe buried behind the toilet. Strategic four-a.m. breathing. Plus a betting pool Fin still swears was rigged.
    Turns out the variable might be an asset after all.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    A dachshund finds Sonny Carisi in an alley, spends six months terrorizing Manhattan, and finally succeeds in breaking Rafael Barba's will. The dog considers this his greatest achievement.

    He’s dramatic. He’s loyal. He’s a menace.
    But he’s Sonny’s menace. And now, apparently, Rafael’s too.

    An SVU crack fic. Barisi, eventually, because a dachshund wills it.

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    12 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    Athena, just like the captain said, is a lone wolf. She simply dislikes working with another person. But it seems like Captain Elaine Maynard doesn’t care, because for the second time this week, she is assigned a rookie to mentor — with the first one finishing his career in a complete disaster, and with her assuming that the second one, being the hotshot that she thinks he is, will finish his own career in a familiar way.

    She doesn’t realize how wrong she is. Or how attached she’ll become to this rookie.

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    After being kicked down from swat to patrol, Street doesn’t get a patrol partner he knew once upon a time.
    Instead, he gets sent to a completely different station, and assigned to a sergeant that doesn’t seem too keen on working with him.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    In Hockey, when a fight breaks out, all other players pair off with a player on the opposite team to prevent anybody else from entering the fight. It's a form of self policing to prevent a 2 on 1. Players guard their man to stop unfair play.

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov always pair off during fights. It's apparently a tradition, and the fans can't get enough of it.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    "Shane, do you have any comment on allegations that your on-ice performance declined after you started your affair with Rozanov? Have you seen the blogger who has been re-analyzing your stats and making that case?"

    Shane wrinkled his brow. "Don't call it an affair," he said, reflexively. "That makes it sound like we were cheating. And no, no comment."

    "I will comment," Ilya said. "It is ridiculous."

    "I'm sorry," Shane said, his brain just now catching up to the second half of the question. He really hated the word "affair." It had distracted him. Too much, apparently. "Did you say something about my stats?"

    ----

    Or: Shane had no intention of giving the press any information about when he and Ilya started hooking up. Ever. It was so thoroughly nobody's business.

    But what was he supposed to do, just let people be wrong about his stats?

    (Set post-Long Game, with vague Long Game spoilers.)

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Cards on the table. Montréal is a good fucking hockey team. They’re also homophobic sacks of shit, and you just outed yourself to the whole world as not only queer, but in love with a Boston Raider.”

    In which Stéphanie Mathieu pulls off the heist of the century, and founds a hockey dynasty along the way.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Lorne invites a recovering Sheppard to accompany his team on a training-mission traipse around Atlantis. Of course, it's never quite as straightforward as that.

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    01 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 6

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    Caring for your injured CO isn't the easiest job for a Marine. And Sheppard's isn't the only team on Atlantis.

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    01 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 6

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    Response to the prompt: Stargate Atlantis, the few, the proud, the marines

    Once they acknowledge your right to their loyalty, you become theirs. It also works in reverse.

    John Sheppard, as seen through the eyes of his new subordinates.

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    01 Jun 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 49

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    War games in Pegasus:

     The proposal was extreme, even by crazy-ass Marine standards. A list of planets, scenarios, enemies (many), allies (few), and resources gave them possibilities of sieges, betrayals, ambushes, hostage situations, rescues, and the rare chance to emerge unscathed. It was a quick and brutal tour of all of the various ways Pegasus could kill you -- the ways Pegasus had already tried to kill them, with varying degrees of success. John didn't think the marines had actually forgotten the lessons, but he also understood, as did Lorne, why their commanders wanted to reinforce them.

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    01 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 52

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    (The USMC's change in tattoo policy means work in Atlantis.)

    "It's less beauty pageant than prison booking," Lorne said as they strolled through the strictly controlled chaos.

    "They may be reprobates, but they're our reprobates," Sheppard replied, tilting his head to look at one of the shirtless marines. "What is that?"

    Lorne followed his gaze to a forearm that was covered in an impressive network of smaller tattoos that worked together as a whole. "It's what would happen if Hieronymus Bosch had done Where's Waldo," he finally answered. "That must have taken days."

    "And if I hadn't had command of two hundred marines for two years, I'd have wondered how he could have stayed drunk for that long."

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    01 Jun 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 64

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    The Montreal metros are not homophobic -or at least not intentionally-, they’re simply a team that is held together by ‘normal’ habits, bad coping mechanisms, and an even worse hope of making the playoffs someday. The problem is that their extremely private rookie -and hockey prodigy- Shane Hollander thinks otherwise, they know so after two many incidents with him. But even so they make a decision collectively: if Shane Hollander is going to drag the team to the playoffs, they are going to become the team he feels safe in, they aren’t going to lose him to another team.
    The consequence is as following: the metros slowly change their locker room culture into a safer and more honest one; and throughout the next several years they: learn to trust each other, the league realizes queer players have always existed (shocking, I know), and the fact the hockey god #1 and hockey god #2 are falling catastrophically in love with each other.

    (Or the story of how the Montreal Metros develop emotional intelligence against their will and subsequently start a revolution).

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    30 May 2026

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    @IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!

    @CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.

    @BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?

    @HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏

    @HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.

    @IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
    fix errors. What error? I said what I said.

    @HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING

    OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.

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    28 May 2026

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    In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

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    28 May 2026

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    25 May 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 31

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    Shane and Ilya have been racing each other for goals and points since their rookie season. Playing for the same team has made the competition only more fierce, and their whole team profits (and suffers) from it.

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    24 May 2026

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    Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.

    This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.

    A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’

    Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.

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    Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.

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    24 May 2026

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    Shane Hollander was the only player who did not wear Pride Tape on his stick during Centaurs Pride Night

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    23 May 2026

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    Ilya has been thinking about his mother again. Not that he ever really stops but lately...Yes, lately he is thinking about Irina Rozanova but also about Irina Sokolova. About Irina before Alexei or Ilya. Before Grigori Rozanov. Irina Sokolova - the champion figure skater. The world championship title she won. The routine she developed and agonised over and perfected but never took to the Olympics.

    And he has been doing something stupid. Something he absolutely should not be doing. But he is one year away from reaching an age his mother never got to see and he needs...something. He’s pretty sure it’s this particular something.

    But Dr. Galina has been implying that perhaps it is only stupid in the way that falling in love with your arch-rival is stupid. So maybe he should just give up already and get on with it.

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    22 May 2026

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    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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    22 May 2026

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