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    A Nancy Drew Hogwarts AU

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    In their Indiana town, they're all they have.

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    19 May 2026

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    Eddie wakes from a nightmare about the bats. Again.

    About a week ago, Steve Harrington gave him his number with instructions to call if he needed anything. Said number is tacked on Eddie's wall under his Anthrax poster.

    555-9878
    -Steve H.

    But it's 3:17 a.m. and Eddie probably shouldn't call. Definitely shouldn't call.

    (Eddie calls.)

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    28 Nov 2025

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    Tony had a foolproof plan.

    Step 1: Get Steve into bed with him.
    Step 2: ?
    Step 3: Live happily ever after.

    Sure, it could use some work, but success was guaranteed. No one is more shocked than him when it doesn't work out quite like he planned.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    “Luke! What’s wrong?” Padmé asked, alarmed. 

    “Just spit it out,” Anakin held up a napkin. “It’s that bad?”

    Jean-Philippe came running over, having spotted his father’s displeased expression, hands raised like he was prepared to do the Heimlich maneuver. 

    Luke shook his head at their questions. He chewed — barely had to, the meat practically melted in his mouth — and swallowed, looking up and at the cook responsible for his meal. 

    “He made this?” Luke asked. 

    Jean-Philippe swiveled around to look, nearly crashing into one of the camera people in his haste. 

    “Din Djarin?” He turned back to Luke and stared at the wellington. “Yes, he did. Is there a problem with it…?”

    Luke shook his head, awestruck. 

    “I think I’d like to marry him.”

    Din Djarin is a contestant on Hell’s Kitchen. This week's special guests: The Skywalkers.

    Wait, WHO???

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    02 Jun 2025

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    'The potion in question was, as far as I can tell, of suitable strength to do its job. Merlin's power would have offered him no defence. There is, of course, one universal antidote against any magics that meddle in matters of the heart...'

    'Which is?' Arthur demanded, raising his eyebrows.

    Gaius sighed, casting a tired, apologetic look in Merlin's direction. 'If the target of a love spell is already truly, deeply devoted to someone – if they love another without question or pause – then no spell can take hold.'

    'You're saying that it didn't work because Merlin already loves someone?' The words felt thin between his lips, straining to get past the sudden, leaden feeling in his chest. It felt like someone had plunged their hand inside him and caught his heart in the cage of their fist, and Arthur was left breathless as he tried to speak around the awful sensation.

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    When a love potion fails to affect Merlin because his heart has already been claimed, Arthur is left wondering who has earned Merlin's devotion

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    15 Feb 2025