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“did you know that humans only use up 10% of their brain capacity?” jake says.
“clearly,” sunoo mutters under his breath.
loosely based on this prompt: “i scream in my head to catch mind readers in public and my crush flinches across the room”
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“you’ll come to like this arrangement, i’m absolutely positive. in no time you’ll be able to stay in the same room and not blow it up in a death match. cheer up!” he says, eyes turning into happy crescents as he grins.
internally, jake sighs.
he only hoped he and sunghoon wouldn’t have already killed each other yet to get to that point by the time year-end came.
in which a meddling professor and a couple nosy friends uncover the carefully hidden secret that rivals park sunghoon and sim jaeyun have kept for years.
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as the entire school laughs at his best friend, sim jake seethes with a burning rage and one singular thought running through his brain.
“i am never going to let myself fall in love with park sunghoon like everyone else.”
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“wanna get maccas?” sunghoon hums into the crown of his head.
“maccas,” jake mumbles, giggling. quirking a brow, sunghoon giggles along with him before tenderly pinching his nose. “funny, puppy?”
“you’re calling it maccas now, because i do. s’nice.”
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jungwon wasn’t sure of a lot of things.
he wasn’t sure he’d do a good job of being a leader, of being the backbone of his six other members. he was probably never gonna be sure he’s ever going to find a way to get ni-ki and heeseung out of bed in time every morning. a more recent problem he’s been encountering is that he’s not quite sure how much longer it was gonna take him to make jay admit that he harbored the same feelings for him anymore.
but if jungwon was sure of one thing, its that there are probably some otherwordly forces in the stars that worked hard to get sunghoon and jake to meet. perhaps ones that lived in the constellation of dumb oblivious hard-headed idiots.
or - the 4 times jungwon tries to make his hyungs realize their feelings for each other + the 1 time he gets rewarded for it.
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Dear Diary,
I think my boss and I are fuck buddiesP.S. I think I want something more
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09 Jul 2026
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Thanks to a scam, Riki loses everything. All he’s got is the bag he left with this morning, his bike, and a phone clinging to 7% battery. Desperate for a place to crash and a job that comes with it, he follows a sketchy referral from a former roommate’s cousin’s brother’s coworker’s aunt. Or something.
The job? “Help organize someone’s space and provide light caretaking.” That someone? Ex-idol turned A-list actor Park Fucking Sunghoon.
But ‘light caretaking’ turns into full-blown indentured servitude. Now he’s a maid, cook, gardener, dog walker, driver, errand boy, and a few other roles that don’t even have job titles yet.
Also, Sunghoon’s weird. Like, bizarrely weird. At the same time, he’s stupidly hot and his dog’s cute. Worse, he seems kind of... lonely.
That last bit isn’t supposed to be Riki’s problem but somewhere along the way—
Well.
God, this was not the shit he signed up for.
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04 Jul 2026
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if my heart was a house, you’d be home by yeosakoi for sunhairfiresoul
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
01 May 2023
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“Hey! Stop the car!” the strange, distant voice shouts again and Sunghoon turns around and squints out the window to where the sound is coming from, and suddenly, there’s this tall, gangly creature running behind their car, a pair of goggles propped up on his forehead and a massive backpack slung over a shoulder, and fuck, is Sunghoon experiencing a caffeine-induced hallucination?
(or: dragged along with jay and his ex on the road to seattle, sunghoon has low expectations and ends up getting far more than he bargained for in the form of eccentric hitchhiker and full-time wanderer, nishimura riki)
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04 Jul 2026
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MY BELOVED HOONKIIIIIIIII UEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE ㅠㅠ
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“You look good,” he blurts. Like an idiot.
Surprise crosses Jay’s face. It smooths out quickly. “So do you.”
“Oh, please.”
His ex-boyfriend is a hunky lawyer who represents clients while dressed in luxury brands on a daily basis. Meanwhile, Jungwon has worn the same, raggedy scrubs for a week now, hasn’t washed his hair in days, and is sneaking into said ex’s high-rise apartment building to steal back his delivery of three packets of sour cream and onion chips. He knows how this looks on paper.
(or: the five times jungwon “accidentally” ships his package to his ex-boyfriend’s address and the one time the ex-boyfriend—jay—does instead)
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04 Jul 2026
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“You’re killing them,” Jungwon repeats.
A beat passes. To Jungwon’s immense surprise, the god steps back, until only his sandals are touching the ground.
“Apologies.” The sound of his voice is startling. It is deep and hoarse, rattling from his throat as if it has not been put into use for a while. “Is that better?”
(or: sheltered in the world of the living and numb to the life that surrounds him, jungwon learns what it truly means to be alive when the god of death, jay, stumbles upon his garden)
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