l0ser_issy



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    It started as a dare.
    Sheldon asked her out. Penny said yes.
    Everyone else thought it was a joke.

    Spoiler: it wasn’t.

    Now the joke’s on them, because Penny and Sheldon can’t stop. Not arguing, not falling, and definitely not touching.

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    Love ≥ Science
    (Much to Sheldon’s horror)

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    “Penny,” he panted, voice low and shaky, “I must apologize for the excessive application of kinetic force combined with disproportionate frequency modulation.”

    She blinked, breathless, utterly spent, and let out a broken laugh.

    “What?”

    He shifted behind her, still wrapped around her, forehead pressed to her damp skin.

    “For being rough,” he clarified.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    When Sheldon's Vulcan hearing detects the 'Beta Test' conversation, he decides that enough is enough. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results, right? But when Penny figures out his game, all bets are off.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    "The rest of the meeting washes over Deborah like a gray haze, and it isn’t until they’re in the elevator that Ava speaks to her again. 'I told you, Deb. Not like that.' She steps a little closer, voice lowering to a husky whisper. 'I’d do a lot of things I never thought I’d do. But only to keep you.'"

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    05 Jun 2026

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    "That’s fucking hilarious. Getting drive thru married in fucking Florida? We should totally do it. Fuck you, Vegas! We make our bad decisions in Key West, baby!”

    Ava and Deborah get married on a whim while they're on the road, because a)it's the perfect joke and b) there is no line!

    (They're also pretty drunk, but that's neither here nor there in the grand scheme of things)

    title from leonard cohen's "anthem" because to me, everything is part of a bit

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “You know,” Ava drawled, dragging a finger over the wet path her tongue had just made, and making warm sparkles dance behind Deborah’s eyes. “You’re actually quite submissive.”

    Deborah’s eyes snapped open. “What the hell are you talking about? There isn’t a submissive bone in my body.”

    “Oh,” Ava chuckled and painted her tongue over Deborah’s clit in slow heavy strokes. “Yes there is and yes you are.”

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    02 Jun 2026