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    The pipeline from Big Shot to dumpster dweller wasn’t a straight path; no, Spamton spent years fighting to keep himself afloat. After five years of struggle, all he had to show for it was a shitty, dead-end job at a diner, a shitty garbage can, and a shitty body he could hardly recognize.

    When he finds himself face-to-face with the very man who had left him for dead, both Spamton and Tenna find years of anger and resentment bubble to the surface. With the unexpected return of the laptop into the Dreemurr household, Spamton is left to work through repressed emotions, maintaining his job so he can pull himself out of the dump, and grappling with the sudden onset of prophetic dreams.

    An AU in which Tenna and Spamton reunite five years after their split.

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    31 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 85

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    Years after his disappearance, Spamton decides to take his chance to see Tenna one final time in hopes of finally closing that chapter of his life. But, with both their parts of the prophecy fulfilled, the puppet, and the old host, find themselves presented with 2 choices:

    Move on from their past or learn to make the best out of their new situation.

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    03 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    “Sometimes, when two people love each other, it’s really unfortunate.”

    (snippets of a prime time, whirlwind romance that ruined absolutely everything)

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    27 Aug 2025

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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    27 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    Frisk finds a pair of odd monsters in the depths of Waterfall.

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    25 Aug 2025