lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
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bewitched and bound by the wrist by lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
13 Apr 2026
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Bilbo is particular, and peculiar, and values his privacy in a way a dwarf could never understand. But to one day find his wrist tied to Thorin Oakenshield and the feelings that followed is a sort of strangeness completely unfamiliar to the both of them.
He expects many things to come out of this very unfortunate change of circumstances, but to fall in love will certainly not be one of them.
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to vanquish the gentleness by lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Mar 2026
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Something is eating at Thorin Oakenshield, and he becomes, only slightly, obsessed with figuring out what’s so wrong with Bilbo Baggins
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premonitions and pocket change by lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
07 Dec 2025
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Sonic is fast, but he can only run so far before he’s standing on the edge of the world with a million-dollar emerald in one hand and the worst decision he's ever made in the other.
Or, Sonic’s no hotshot, Shadow’s as young as he’s ever been, and no one is coming to save them.
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microwave meals and the misfortune of light pollution by lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
13 Jan 2025
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Sonic is back in school. Shadow finds shelter in a basement. As it turns out, the two hedgehogs are not as different from one another as they’d hoped.
OR, Shadow learns what it’s like to be a normal kid, with the help of Sonic, a not-so-normal kid.
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it’s hard being (at) the bottom. by lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Nov 2024
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Down in the chasm, an iridescent creature disassembles Jayce so that he can put himself back together in the morning. It keeps them both sane, in a way.
Or; Jayce is losing his mind. Viktor is happy to hold it for him.
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The Fine Art of Small Talk by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
06 Feb 2013
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After Bilbo rescues Thorin, Thorin starts respecting him, but there's a big difference between respecting someone and liking them. What do you say to someone you have nothing in common with? If you are Thorin and Bilbo, you say all of the wrong things.
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24 Mar 2026
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Simulacrum by ealcynn
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
21 Dec 2021
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Aragorn has led Gimli and Legolas into more terrifying places than this. And while Gimli is most displeased that they must face another tomb, Elves do not tremble at the shades of men, and Aragorn is ever fearless.
Well. Perhaps next time Aragorn and Legolas will listen to Gimli.
If any of them ever make it out of here alive.
Bookmarked by lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
14 Feb 2026
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The Road Delivered Us Home by keelywolfe for keyasaurus
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Jul 2013
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In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.
He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.
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- Part 1 of Shopping
- Part 1 of The Road Delivered Us Home
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Bookmarked by lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
13 Feb 2026
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There is no birdsong. The hooting of pelicans and chatter of parakeets is almost as constant as the alligators’ droning hum, the cicadas’ buzz. He picks his gaze up from the battered siding. Dutch’s head is tilted. Bending forward, he leans over the railing beside Arthur, frown caught on something behind his head, eyebrows furrowed in strained confusion. “What…is that?”
Set primarily during 'Horsemen, Apocalypses', Arthur is forced to reckon with the lasting trauma of his abduction in Chapter 3. Spans Black Belle's chapter of 'The Noblest of Men, and a Woman', 'Fatherhood and Other Dreams', 'Brothers and Sisters, One and All', and 'American Fathers I'.
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- Part 12 of what stranger miracles
Bookmarked by lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
31 Jan 2026
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"Bilbo never bothers denying that he is a slight, little bit, probably infatuated with Thorin. It’s not something that bothers him. Really. He’s pretty sure that everyone very likely has a little flutter in their chest for the dwarf. He’s something grand and unattainable.
And it’s really much safer if it stays that way."
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- Part 1 of A Cultural Misunderstanding
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Bookmarked by lambchopsandmashedpotatoes
25 Jan 2026