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Gluttony is known for its parties... and its orgies.
Blitzo likes feeling wanted.
It's a good mix.
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Fizz pushed out of Blitz's hold and slipped through the curtain, and the growl cut off into a squeal. "Fizzie!"
"Ozzie!"
Blitz leaned against the wall, grinning, holding his arm against his bruised ribs. He could just see Fizz and Asmodeus through the crack in the curtains. Fuck, he was beat to shit, and all he could smell for a few long moments was blood and smoke that clung to his clothes, then the faintest hint of lavender. It was practically a Pavlovian response, the way Blitz's muscles loosened.
Wait, lavender--?
The curtains fluttered open, and Blitz felt like he'd been shot directly in the chest, because standing there, frozen, beak open, was Stolas, gripping his stupid top hat and all four eyes wide and trained on Blitz's beat-up form.
"Stolas?"
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Or: the one where Fizz and Blitz are a little bit more beat up after fighting the mafia and Striker, and Fizz uses Puppy Eyes on Blitz to convince him to walk him up to Ozzie's office (it was super effective).
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- Part 1 of The Mortifying Ordeal of Staying
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Millie hops up to sit on the desk, twisting to face him. "I was goin' to talk to ya about somethin' personal," she says. "But you know what?" She grins at him; all teeth, familiar, a little feral on the edges. "We should go out. Just the two of us. I'll tell ya' all about it later." She leans in a little and punches his shoulder lightly--or, lightly for her, which is to say that it hurts like a bitch and Blitz has been punched with less force by full career assassins who were actively trying to kill him. "I don't think I've gotten to hang out with you since the trial."
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Millie convinces Blitz to go out with her. She's totally not planning on getting him drunk so he'll talk about his feelings.
Bookmarked by laminitis
22 Oct 2025
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makes a sound like a clogged vacuum
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if i stay here i'll never leave by blitzdeathpose69420
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
07 Sep 2023
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Fic for BottomBlitzWeek 2023, a collaboration with TwiggieTime.
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Blitz has chronic pain from a lifetime of Being Blitz. He takes two days off a month to curl up in a nest and wallow alone when the aches get too much. When Stolas finds out he pays Blitz a visit to help with his thoughts, his aches, and etc.Bookmarked by laminitis
19 Sep 2025
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have i bookmarked this yet if not why the fuck not
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After everything they've been through, Stolas is a bit thrown by how gentle Blitzø is with him, and just how much he's always touching him. It's certainly not a bad thing, but it's something the former prince has to get used to, allow himself to accept, and ultimately recognize it's a bit more telling about Blitzø than he first realized.
AKA, 5 Times Blitzø Was Clingy as Fuck... and 1 Time It Was Stolas' Turn
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your ivy grows (and now I’m covered in you) by sixbucksandadrpepper
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Jun 2024
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The silence was back. Blitz wanted to be sick. He wanted to smash every bottle behind the bar, to sweep the table and pull Stolas up and climb on top of him, to shoot every other patron in the face to stop them from watching. The seconds dragged on and he knew this, right here, was him missing his chance. Last call for boarding. All he had to do was say that he was sorry too.
A whistle was blowing, too loud in his ears. The doors were closing.
Or; Blitz and Stolas have an important, heartfelt conversation after the events of Apology Tour.
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A meditation on being in pain when no one is looking and trying to sleep in newer positions.
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After Sinsmas, Stolas starts to fade, he's not the same anymore. Blitzø stays by his side, trying to help, but nothing seems to reach him, day by day, Stolas sinks deeper. Blitzø starts to wonder if love is really enough to save someone who's already falling.
A story about pain, care, and what it means to hold on when everything feels like it's slipping away.Bookmarked by laminitis
21 Aug 2025
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Yours to Keep by Demonsofangstandhumor (EnchantedKat), EnchantedKat
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Apr 2026
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When Blitz is suddenly faced with an unexpected pregnancy he tries to understand the full nature of his situationship with Stolas.
Heavily inspired post "Mastermind"
Everything up to "Seeing Stars" Occurs in cannon. Everything after is just...Series
- Part 2 of Blitz Preg
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i want the Pharaohs but there's only men by blitzdeathpose69420
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
02 Sep 2023
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Blitz runs the self-proclaimed Best Diner In Queens, Flintlock, a place of off-putting vibes and incredible comfort food. Stolas runs Chrysalis, an experimental plant-centered "food experience".
One day Stolas just wanted a burger. And everything went downhill from there.
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There were a few thoughts fighting for the forefront at this admission, but the one that ended up with the focus in Stolas’ mind was this-
if this beautiful stranger at this unhinged party had seen just how badly this bender had been going and felt the need to take care of him, Stolas had to have been embarrassing himself well before he cried Blitzø’s name against another man’s skin.
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Stolas failing the 'don't think about Blitzø' challenge even when he's kissing someone else. Luckily for him, this particular guy has some experience talking someone through a post-Blitzø broken heart.
Bookmarked by laminitis
23 Mar 2025
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i will die on the hill of btb guy being a good dude fuck the haters
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"We’re not planning on doing anything too rough,” Asmodeus said smoothly. “We’re just going to do what we want, and you let it happen. If we give you some directions then all you gotta do is follow em, sound good?”
“Yeah good luck with that,” Blitzø snorted, tail twitching. “Cuz we all know that I’m soo good at taking directions.”
Spoiler alert: he is, actually.
Bookmarked by laminitis
06 Jan 2025
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this foursome is so unbearably hot and i am so fucking weak to blitzø being forced to be taken care of!!!! barks
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Yellow shone into red, a look that could tell a million stories of a million different battles shared between two tired and worn soldiers.
“You will always have me.”
The words left him as easy as breathing. Because it was true. It had been true since the moment they’d met, through all the trials, tribulations, and bullshit along the way, it had always been true.
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and your heart sounds like home to me by fullmoon_mazza
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Aug 2025
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It has been generations since a Goetia has had anything as shameful as a soulmate. The music Stolas has always carried with him is perfect, and secret, and his. He wants it despite everything he's been warned about his entire life.
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It has been years since the weird-ass mark on Blitzø's skin got burned off in the fire. He's heard the old folklore. Knows what it probably meant. But if he'd ever had a soulmate, they should be thanking their lucky stars he didn't believe in shit like that anymore. Besides. He had a business to get off the ground.
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"The frequency helps, you know." Loona’s voice was just audible in the darkness, but it pulled him back to reality like the stringing drag of a suture thread. His gaze swam back into focus on her face.
"What?" His voice came out raw, unused.
"The purring." She gestured at Blitzø, who remained dead to the world, vibrating steadily against Stolas' chest.
"It's not just some cute shit they do. When they're hurt, or when someone they..." she paused, choosing her words carefully, "someone they care about is hurt, they purr at specific frequencies. Helps with pain, healing, that kind of thing. Dad hasn't stopped since you got here."
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Post-Mastermind.
Bookmarked by laminitis
11 Dec 2024
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imps purring like cats is my lifeblood actually
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"Let me tell you what’s gonna happen here," Blitzø said. "I’m making you a drink. In fact, I’m making us both a drink, just don’t tell Ozzie. And fuck that menu you’ve been staring at all night, I’m gonna take care of you. What’s your favorite liquor?”
Stolas hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I generally drink absinthe when I’m looking to forget something–”
“No, not like that, damn!” Blitzø eyed Stolas in somewhat of a reproached concern. “I just meant– no. We’re not forgetting tonight because I’m gonna make it worth it that you came all the way down here to this shitty ass bar. I want to know which liquor you like."
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A hot bartender. A failed first date. And most importantly- some absolutely FILTHY bathroom sex.
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Bookmarked by laminitis
11 Dec 2024
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unholy fuck this was so good and sweet and hot and excuse me i need three cold showers
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Do you picture me like I picture you? by 69_666_96, Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Dec 2024
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Asmodeus never expected a cold shoulder after coming home from the trial, and Stolas didn't expect a clown to show up on Blitz’s doorstep in the later hours of the evening.
Bookmarked by laminitis
07 Dec 2024
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good blitzfizz bonding and i love stolas' observations of them sfm
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Your Gentleness is Nauseating (Please don't stop) by Helluvahusker (Aprilmallick)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Apr 2024
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Blitzø crashes hard after the battle with D.H.O.R.K.S. Who knew that strange unregulated drugs would have adverse delayed side effects? At least Stolas is there to take care of him, even if it does stir up some weird thoughts and feelings.
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29 Nov 2024
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this continues to be my favorite fic ever actually
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“I’m not fucking anyone tonight!” Blitzø yelled. Yeah okay he was already half-hard but the thought of sticking his dick into anything right now made his stomach twist. “I need to fucking- to decompress, alright?” He covered his face with his arms so he wouldn’t have to see their disappointed expressions.
“We don’t need you to fuck anyone tonight,” Fizz interrupted, swinging into Blitzø’s personal space and tugging his arms down. “Calm down there, Buckzo. We just wanted to make sure you’re alright and get your mind off of work. You don’t need to talk about it but we’re going to stick to you anyways.”
“We’ll help you decompress,” said Ozzie. He glanced at the bulge in Blitzø’s pants, never one to miss anything arousal-related. “One way of doing that, if you’d like, could involve the three of us fucking you,” he added, moving closer. “We can turn those mean little brain voices of yours right off, if you’ll let us.”
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06 Oct 2024
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excuse me this is literal actual perfection
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one in his heart and three in each side, knives by stolbits
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Sep 2024
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To everyone's great surprise, Blitzø Buckzo's relationship with sex used to be rather perturbing. Sometimes, you're just a dick with legs and the only way to feel something is by utilizing your one redeeming quality, even if it's at the expense of yourself. Even if it's to hurt yourself.
Or, three nights where Blitzø uses sex as a means of self harm.