le_chat_noir
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- Danny Phantom (22)
- Batman (Comics) (12)
- Batman - All Media Types (12)
- DCU (Comics) (3)
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (2)
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“My word, master Richard, whatever happened to you?”
“I fell into the harbor,” Dick said and grinned at the butler with chattering teeth.
“The harbor, master Richard?” Alfred said and gently pulled Dick’s drenched wings open from around him. “You look like you’ve been through the sewers!”Robin falls into an oil spill, and Alfred and Bruce help him get it off his feathers.
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- Part 18 of Chat's Writing Games
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Strange lights have been sighted in the sky at Gotham City. Follow the news as the story unfolds.
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- Part 17 of Chat's Writing Games
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AITA for decapitating my boyfriend? by le_chat_noir
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
03 May 2026
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Someties you have to outsource your moral compass to the internet.
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- Part 16 of Chat's Writing Games
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Bruce picks Jason up from school. Jason wishes he hadn't.
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- Part 15 of Chat's Writing Games
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Nowhere Man by le_chat_noir for EmeraldsAndAmethyst
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman (Comics)
26 Feb 2026
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The previous line of kings has ended, and the council must choose a new heir to start a new lineage. One of the candidates, Danny, has disappeared. Sam knows who has taken him, but not how to get him back, and has to find help anywhere she can before the time to choose a new king comes.
Jason would like to go home, please, and get these fucking twigs off his face.
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- Part 14 of Chat's Writing Games
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Chat's Writing Games by le_chat_noir
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU (Comics), Spirit World (Comics), Tim Drake: Robin (2022) - Fandom
31 May 2026
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All my fics written for writing games in one place.
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Friendships for the Rich and Famous by le_chat_noir
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
09 Dec 2025
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Tim Drake and Sam Manson have been distantly aware of each other for large parts of their lives, but only as another face in the crowd. This indifference wasn't to last, however.
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The Unsteady Retirement of One Mr Peter Benjamin Parker by aestorian
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Feb 2026
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After the world forgot him, Peter kept fighting. He was Spider-Man after all. But as the villains get worse and the heroes dwindle, Peter finally grows tired. Hasn't he done his time? He's never once shirked the responsibility forced upon him. Never once has he put himself first.
Eventually, the straw breaks the camel's back. Peter finally hangs up the cape.
Unfortunately the universe seems to disagree. When Peter wakes up in Gotham he knows he should probably find a way home. But what's the point? Normal people don't find their way home across the multiverse, and Peter is normal now. He refuses to be anything else.
So why do unfamiliar heroes keep ending up on his doorstep? And can he really turn them away?
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In which Peter Parker just wants to retire but instead he becomes a mentor for young dcu heroes and his home becomes a vigilante halfway house
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- Part 2 of Batfam fics
- Part 1 of DCU WIPs
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- English
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- 64,203
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Bookmarked by le_chat_noir
17 Dec 2025
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If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”
Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.
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- Part 1 of Enter Road-Runner
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Bookmarked by le_chat_noir
15 Mar 2024
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Red Hood is adopted by his goons. The best part? He never saw it coming.
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- Part 1 of Hood's Merry Men
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- English
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04 Mar 2024
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Trade my Tomorrows (For One Yesterday) by Zell_Hatoule
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Nightwing (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
07 Jun 2022
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Things I don't see in DC yet - Dick Grayson time travelling, deciding to join Talon just so he can fuck them up from the inside and then forcibly joins Bruce at 12. Bruce has no idea what to do with a murderous assassin kid who has more of his shit put together than he does. Also, not Dick vicariously adopting all of the Robins and Bruce faced with three smaller children sitting at his table every night looking at him accusingly.
[Taken from a prompt over on tumblr.]
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- English
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Bookmarked by le_chat_noir
17 Jan 2024