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Better Off Beyond The Grave by lead_pipe
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), A ReGect - Zabooboo3 (Web Series)
27 Apr 2026
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There's one thing Derek knows even without the help of the everything-god crammed into his skull: he's dead.
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It's been seven days
(five hundred and four in-game days or twelve million ninety six thousands ticks)since Ze disappeared without a trace.After closing his eyes for what he thought would be the last time, Derek finds himself alive and in a place he doesn't recognize, surrounded by people who seem to blame him for something he didn't do.
Meanwhile, Ze is still missing. Regect and Moe are frantically searching for their friend, ready to turn the world upside down just to find him. One day, they stumble upon a stranger— an entity not from here who suspiciously appeared around the same time as Ze disappeared.
Those two events seem connected. But how?
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Arthur saw a carefully crafted weapon. Well-balanced and sharp. Lethal. Despite Arthur’s doubt of Merlin’s story, the sword did seem to be made for him. It fit his hand perfectly, and it had destroyed the undead army like cutting butter.
Fitting, in a way.
A glimpse of how Arthur sees himself.
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better than your best by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 May 2026
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“Rocky, I’m here, okay? Come back to me, pal, please.”
Of course I will, I think, drawn to that voice, that strange, wobbling voice, which I care about without knowing exactly why, and I should – it makes me angry, not knowing – I should know –
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14 Jun 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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09 Jun 2026
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I'm just about a moonlight mile on down the road by Moonshine_Dan, Synthyk (Moonshine_Dan)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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You are profoundly alone. You have been for a while. Suddenly, you aren't anymore, and you are struggling to be normal about it. Pooling strengths and weaknesses with the strange creature on its explosive-atmosphere ship might just be the only way to save both of your stars, but it might also lead to more than just strictly scientific discoveries, and neither of you are sure how to feel about that.
OR: The universe's most unlikely meet-cute.
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06 Jun 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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02 Jun 2026
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“Sorry,” Spoke whispers. “Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry Mapicc, I’m so sorry.”
“You’re getting blood on me,” says Mapicc, and then: “Don’t fucking touch me.”
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There are five stages to decomposition. Spoke knows them well.
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- Part 3 of life is like a box of uu oneshots
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18 May 2026