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Dooku summons Revan and gets jumped by Fay by leetuce
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Dec 2025
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The Sith’s blade stopped a hairbreath from Revan’s throat, and as quickly as the smog had appeared, it vanished, a warmth washing through the room like the sun rising after a cool night.
“Throwing temper tantrums, are we Yan Dooku?”
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OR Dooku decides he's gonna try some ancient Sith witchcraft and pulls Revan into the Clone Wars. Fay says, "Uhhh, no?", mind wipes Dooku and dips.
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Knives & Spices by Argentee, BairnSidhe, HollowsArchivist, leetuce, micky_likes_stuff_01, Mikaiyawa, MyceliumAndMirjahaal, NittuSidhe, Nymphie_Wolf, SharlHarmakhis, Sylph_Writes, ValkyriePhoenix, Wayfinder1314
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Apr 2026
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A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.
Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?
All of it. All the trouble.
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In which Harris decides that what the world needs is more hockey players speaking out of turn.
Or,
Centaur’s mic’d up!
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Bookmarked by leetuce
16 Jun 2026
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Ilya and Shane marry after Rookie season
Due to Shane being a little more aware of himself thanks to Yuna, over-prepared mamma bear, explaining all types of sex/attraction to him from a young age (“He needs to be prepared for anything! I am not pigeonholing my son!”), Shane knows he’s crushing on, if not falling for, Ilya.
The butterfly effect occurs; this has only one outcome really. It’s a small thing. Tiny. When Ilya is not there for Shane’s Rookie of the Year award after-party, Shane is worried, needing to track down the other man, instead of slightly annoyed/upset that he would be without Yuna’s lessons.
This in turn leads him to not doing shots with Scott Hunter.
Which means only one thing: other than the whole ‘definitely being aware of falling for your rival’ tiny thing. It shouldn’t change much.
He is not drunk on that balcony with Ilya.
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Ilya Rozanov is married, everyone knows this. His wife, Jane, is strict, perfect, stunning, pretty, boring, and Canadian. She’s always too busy to meet the team.Shane Hollander is married; some people know this. He doesn’t speak about his wife Lily much, but he’s absolutely smitten with her.
FULL BLURB AT NOTES TOO LONG
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- Part 3 of heated rivalry - all fics ive written
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16 Jun 2026
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Lightning Twice Struck by cheesegrater12345
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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Over a decade prior, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's relationship kicked off in a nearly empty ice rink, surrounded by cameras and directors that wanted a piece of a rivalry that was sure to take the hockey world by storm for the foreseeable future, filming a commercial to promote their newfound stardom.
Now, out and safe, the topic comes up again, and a certain Ottawa social media manager (the GOAT Harris, of course) has the idea to revisit and recreate said commercial as a way to reminisce and bring the world back to the couple's roots.
TLDR: Shane and Ilya recreate the commercial that started the whole thing, albeit with a lot more love and a lot more nostalgia (+ The aftermath and onward).
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- Part 1 of To New Beginnings
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16 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander’s Most Infamous Moments in Hockey by casdoms (moffwithhishead)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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Kipper @kipkiphooray
@rozanov @admiralscotthunter smells like homophobia 🤨Ilya 💪🏑 retweeted this
Shane Hollander retweeted this
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- Part 8 of heated rivalry but shane is more audhd
Bookmarked by leetuce
16 Jun 2026
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slutty little menace (/affectionate) by casdoms (moffwithhishead)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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“Well,” Ilya acquiesces after a beat, “You are an asshole.”
“Thank you!!” Shane yelps, throwing his hands up in frustration, “That’s all I fucking want! I contain multitudes! Nuance! Shades of grey!”
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- Part 3 of heated rivalry but shane is more audhd
Bookmarked by leetuce
16 Jun 2026