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Stan Marsh is notorious for his absolute shit time management. Hanging out with friends? An hour late. School? Leaves five minutes before the bell.
Kyle figured that surely Stan wouldn’t pull this stunt today. Not on Valentine’s Day. Not when Stan was the one who picked the time. Boy was he wrong.
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Stan is late for a Valentine's date, Kyle is aggressively tracking his location, and Stan finally, finally leaves The Batcave. -
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After swearing he would never step foot in a waterpark again after the horrors of Pipi’s Splash Town, Kyle Broflovski is dragged to a new waterpark by Stan, Kenny, and Cartman during summer break.
Kyle expects bacteria, near-death experiences, and emotional trauma.
Instead, he accidentally has the best day of his life.Series
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“It’s Not That Deep (It Was, In Fact, That Deep)” (neo did not have his back) by lemonberrii
Fandoms: South Park
03 Apr 2026
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“A member from a group left.”
Kenny thinks the friend group is breaking up.
Kyle is actually having a k-pop meltdown.
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22-year-old Kyle Broflovski discovers his house keys are missing, he quickly realizes the culprit is none other than his overbearing mother, Sheila, who’s already been tracking his every move through Life360. What starts as a frustrating search spirals into a deeper crisis of autonomy, as Kyle grapples with the suffocating reality of living at home under constant surveillance.
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Kyle realizes he missed his Wednesday afternoon class after mixing up the dates, all because he was too distracted by a dumb flirt meme Stan sent him.
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Just small stories of Stan and Kyle navigating through college away from South Park.
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