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Lance is a flashy, corny, celebrity talk-show host with a hidden agenda.
Keith is an adrenaline junkie who steals cars for a living and dreams about dying young.
Their paths cross and it turns into a beautiful, stupidly angsty mess.
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06 Jan 2026
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Though he's been dealt many bad cards, Lance isn't sure he can handle this one: winding up stranded, a million lightyears away from home, with only Keith to keep him company.
The universe is cruel.
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24 Mar 2025
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"I find myself wondering, sweet reader, when exactly someone will take a shovel to the back of this racist statue's metal head and begin dismantling our university’s scandalous love affair with the most problematic donors they could possibly find. I’m looking at you, President Zarkon, kindly remove your hand from the Republican Party’s dick. This is a liberal arts college for God’s sake."
When Galra University's Tumblr page, meant for football game updates and pleads for attendees for club meetings, is plagued by a mysterious writer determined to eviscerate every toxic part of the college, Lance is intrigued. When he becomes a leading character in the anonymous letters, well, he gets a little more curious. Lance becomes determined to unveil the writer and find out a) what is his problem exactly and b) does he really think Lance's eyes are that blue?
A tale in which Lance is oblivious and pining for the hot nerd in the back of his Greek mythology class, Keith can wield a pen with deadly cruelty, and you, dear readers, suffer from the pains of dramatic irony.
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- Part 1 of The Dear Reader-Verse
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Bookmarked by loser420
26 Mar 2024
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Not a vegan: who’s emo boy?
Paige: The hot guy in Lance’s Astro class. Lance has been swooning over him for weeks but he won’t just go and ask him his name
Lonce: I’m scared he’s gonna stab me. HE HAS RESTING BITCH FACE!
Not a vegan: what’s he look like?
Lonce: hawt
Lonce: He has dark hair and these terrifyingly beautiful violet eyes
Not a vegan: interesting...
Allura Altea added Keith Kogane
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18 Jan 2024
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Prompt fill for:
You got high with my roomates and they passed out so now I have to deal with your stupid fucking thoughts.Bookmarked by loser420
18 Jan 2024