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Harry Potter decides that if wizards can’t win a war properly, he’ll just fight it like the Muggles did. Step one: rob the Dursleys. Step two: buy a pistol in a pub. Step three: hunt Lord Voldemort like a one-man Blitz.
Air-raid sirens, lipstick notes, and Molotov cocktails become the new normal. Death Eaters whisper about ghosts in gas masks. Voldemort remembers bombs that never fell on him — until Harry makes them real.
It’s half horror, half absurdity, and entirely escalation, ending with Harry Potter proving that sometimes all it takes to end a prophecy is good aim, a steady trigger finger, and humming We’ll Meet Again while the Order looks on in horror.
Bookmarked by lynnocthebat
05 Jul 2026
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Extremely well done. I don't want to lose it.
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It all started in the summer after third year, with a phone call and a hatred of Severus Snape. Harry was yelling into the ‘fellytone’ about his greasy git of his Professor Snape, while Petunia scrubbed a perfectly clean countertop and pretended like she wasn't eavesdropping with glee.
Inspired by my Reddit prompt: https://www.reddit.com/r/HPfanfiction/comments/1lnufnv/aunt_petunia_was_looking_at_harry_with_reluctant/
Love the community on there, thank you so much to everyone who encouraged me to continue with this story <3- Language:
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Bookmarked by lynnocthebat
27 Jun 2026
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Very fun read, bookmarking to find again and enjoy repeatedly.
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Harry: walks to his death so Voldy can get his shit popped like Bellatrix
Death: swinging a leg bashfully with toe pointed so their massive pitch-black cloak swishes, fidgeting with their scythe, “you want me?” -
Magicae ad Mortem by That_WildChild
Fandom Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Danny Phantom, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
09 Feb 2024
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A DPxDC mini series featuring the natural consequences from the combined chaos energy that both Danny Fenton and John Constantine bring to the table.
Each work can be read as a One-Shot but they are spiritually linked and uploaded in chronological order.
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Bookmarked by lynnocthebat
15 Feb 2025
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Very fun reads, bookmarking to easily find again :)
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"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."
When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.