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  1. Rec 17

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    When a vengeful alien erases Agent M from existence, Agent D is the only one who remembers their partnership and their secret, failed romance. With his partner dead before they ever met, and the entire MiB believing he's always worked alone, D has only one option: break every rule of time to go back and save the man he loves, even if it means sacrificing the future they could have had.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Can you look into this light for me? *flash bangs you with this beautiful fic*

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    Robby started coming here a few years ago, initially looking for a place to blow off steam. It seemed like the perfect place for a guy like him: everyone was already vetted before they showed up, anonymity encouraged. It’s low-key, some BDSM hobbyist’s space with forgiving lighting and a constant low thump of bass-heavy music. It’s been a while since he’s come out here, and he’s looking forward to turning his brain off and letting his dick do all the thinking for once, give his other tired head a rest.
     
    Not tonight, though.

    No, tonight Dr. Michael Robinavitch is being forced to use his brain, at least a little bit, because he’s found himself on the business end of a gloryhole with a student’s ass hanging out of it.

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    Robby finds out that Dennis is a fellow freak and cannot resist.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Truth Serum duped by Czech Gloryhole.

  3. Rec *

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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    If only the funniest fic I’ve ever read.

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    5 times they fucked + 1 time they fucked a little differently.

    They say God's always watching, so why not put on a show?

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    26 Dec 2025

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    If only THE best Hucklerobby smut I have ever EVER read.

     

    “Robby just stares down at him. Then he pinched.”

     

    I blacked out from that alone and there were more golden moments in the damn fic.

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    As Robby lifts his shirt up, Dennis is overcome with the need to bury his face in his armpit until he passes out. The gold chain with its Star of David that he always wears rests just below his collar. As Robby strips off, Dennis allows himself a longing look.

    Yeah, Dennis admits to himself, he’s down pretty bad.

    He’s certain that the fishing trips his brothers took with their dad didn’t have this additional complication – that of the man taking them being so hot they’d want to cry. Trinity’s comment, ‘daddy wants to take you to the woodshed,’ bounces around in Dennis’s head.
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    Robby takes Dennis out on a fishing trip. Neither of them expected it to end this way.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Whitaker loves me. Fish fear me.

    — Michael Robinavitch