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oh pretty baby, and if it's quite alright, i need you baby by madforyou
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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No. Whatever it is, no. Eddie would like Buck to stop chasing whatever that thing is. Would like to grab the thought out of Buck’s concussed head and throw it out a window.
Buck’s face drops into something serious, eyes wide. “You called me baby.”
There it is. Out the window it did not go.
“No, I didn’t,” Eddie says.
Very smooth. Convincing.
“You did.” Buck points at him, floppy and triumphant. “At the— the thing. With the— you said it. You called me baby.”
“I didn’t say that.”
“Eddie.” Buck is delighted. “I heard you. I was concussed, not deaf.”
“I didn’t call you baby,” Eddie scoffs. “I called you a baby. Because you got a bump on the head and were crying about it.”
“That’s not—” Buck starts.
“You were being a baby,” Eddie continues, standing now, because a moving target is harder to hit. “I’m gonna go tell the others you’re awake.”
“Eddie.”
“Rest your head, bud.”
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Eddie calls Buck baby by accident.Bookmarked by malewife_cas
20 Jul 2026
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He has roughly fifteen minutes of soccer left.
He could just sit here and watch the game like a normal person.
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“It’s actually been kind of a rough year for them,” he says, letting his voice drop a little. Sun Hat Lady immediately leans in closer. “Like, they almost didn’t make it.”
“Oh no,” she breathes. “Oh, honey.”
“Yeah, it was… I mean, I don’t want to get into it.” He absolutely wants to get into it. “But basically, Theo— my little brother, number seven, the one who keeps—”
A whistle blows. Theo’s committed another foul. This one might actually be assault — Chris isn’t a legal expert but Theo basically used that kid as a speed bump.
“—doing that. So, Theo wasn’t planned. And when my dad, the blonde one, told my other dad, it was like…” Chris exhales wearily, having seen too much. “They were struggling. Communication issues. You know how it is.”
Sun Hat Lady nods gravely. She knows how it is.
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Sometimes you have to make up a story and involve some soccer moms to get your stupid dad and his stupid best friend to kiss.Bookmarked by malewife_cas
20 Jul 2026
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Buck is at a bar. He is so sad, and single. But two encounters might help him confess his feelings without knowing it.
AKA - Taylor Kelly is a (good) menace, and her girlfriend too.
Spoiler for Season 8x09: Sob Stories
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12 Jun 2026
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Oh, alright, cool.
Cool, cool, cool. Neat.
That is a photograph of Eddie Diaz's dick.
It's just there. On the screen. In his hand. In high resolution. His best friend’s dick is in his hand. Well, wait — the photo. The photo of the penis is in his hand. Eddie’s dick isn’t in his hand. That would be absurd.
It’s just a penis. Buck has one of those.
So does Eddie, apparently and it’s… Buck has seen it, absorbed it, and every thought he's ever had has been replaced by a high-pitched tone and the image in front of him, which is — and this is the last coherent observation he'll produce for the foreseeable future —
Big.
Genuinely, impressively big.
Buck closes out of the photo and locks the phone so hard he's surprised it doesn't crack in half.
"Maddie say anything?" Eddie asks.
"Yep," Buck squeaks. Like a mouse. A giant, shocked mouse that has just seen its best friend’s erect dick.
"You okay?"
"Great. Y-yep. So great. I-I'm just really— the sunset was really— it's very— yep."
"It’s yep?"
"Uh-huh. Very yep."
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10 Jun 2026
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Dancing 'round the kitchen in the refrigirator lights by propertyofeddiediass
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
27 Oct 2025
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“Buck,” his son says with that sassy tone that Eddie knows to be scared of, “did you know that my dad used to do Ballroom Dancing when he was my age?”
Oh my God. How did he find that out?!
“HE WHAT? Eddie, you did what?!” His best friend asks as if this is the most incredible piece of information that he has ever received.
“Yeah! Grandma told me so one day.” He said, like the smirky little kid he is.
That’s it. Eddie’s gonna kill his mother.
“Really?” Buck asks, still amused, and Eddie can tell that’s gonna be a long conversation.
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.OR: there are 3 undeniable truths about Eddie. He was a ballroom dancer, he's gay, and he's in love with his best friend. But Buck doesn't know any of them. What happens when he finds them out?
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27 Apr 2026