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it's been almost a year since penelope last saw colin, so he's the last person she expects to walk down the stairs of the villa.
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the polin love island au
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colin thinks he'd be able to enjoy just about anything sexually if it's with the right person; penelope disagrees. a game of chicken ensues.
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by the power of portia's old cosmo magazines and prolonged eye contact, colin finally makes his move.
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fuck the camera (kiss me back) by malpal132 for pastaslut
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
21 Sep 2024
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He’d been enjoying his time in Thailand but home, with its graveyard of brownery and Penelope (Penelope), inspired Colin to cut his trip short by a week. Besides, he had to know if Lady Whistledown, the lady palm proven impossible to kill, had finally received comeuppance for her addiction to talking shit.
Mostly, though, he was resolved.
Colin didn’t want to dance around this anymore. He ascribed to Harry Burns’ school of thought on romance and every moment spent trying to feign indifference felt like a waste. He was going home, and he was going to make her witness what she did to him. No more pretending.
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she sighs, he gasps by malpal132 for pastaslut
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
20 Jun 2024
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“Penelope Anne Featherington,” he says, turning to her with hands on his hips, expression gleeful. “Did you break the bed?”
She does her best impression of a dog who’s ripped all the down from a pillow. He can’t prove anything.
“I did,” she says.
Damn. There’s always been a disconnect between her mouth and her brain.or
Penelope's bed breaks. Of course it's Colin who finds her.
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The Broom-Averse Guide to Magical Methods of Transportation by malpal132
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2024
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“I hate the Floo,” he says. It just comes out of him, like the time he’d jinxed himself to vomit slugs. “It gives me migraines for days afterward. S’why I asked Nott for a Portkey.”
Pansy laughs ruefully, pulling her fisherman’s beanie on a little tighter. Her feet stay planted where they are. “I have my reasons, too,” she says.
He holds out his hand in a flourish, motioning for her to list them.
“It’s none of your—” She stops. “Look,” she says, her gaze at her feet before she meets his. “I’m not just being a cunt. Traveling with me is…complicated.”
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Just one kiss.
The question had surprised him; although it should not have, because her bravery has always been one of the many qualities he admired most about her.
It does not have to mean anything.
Still, Colin had hesitated. Not because of her, but for her. To ensure she understood the gravity of her ask. To allow her a respite to withdraw it if she wished to do so. But Penelope had not relented, instead murmuring his name and a desperate please that made him weak and ready to surrender to her.
And since he is Colin and she is Penelope, and he would do almost anything for her, he did as she asked.
They kissed, just the gentlest brush of their mouths moving together, and—
After the events of 3x02, Penelope vanishes, Colin falls apart, and a series of very different events are put into motion.
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23 Apr 2026
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Rush by Stillpink for Elle018, Katie_500, LightLeadingMe, Lady Ticklebotham (LadyTicklebotham)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
05 Feb 2023
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Life moves fast and Colin was trying to keep up.
When he moves into the flat below Penelope's, he learns that timing and rhythm and love can be as natural as breathing.
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10 Apr 2026
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Mel King was a creature of habit.
There was a specific sort of choreography to her life beyond the chaos of the Emergency Department. A carefully controlled routine, a color-coded calendar, a rigid set of rituals that kept her grounded enough to keep showing up day after day, to keep on doing the work that was required of her to save lives.
Everything was going fine for Mel. Her personal life was predictable, unexciting, and perfectly fulfilling, thank you very much.
Enter Frank Langdon, agent of chaos.
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29 Mar 2026
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A Ribbon, A Forfeit by FernEdits95
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
26 Aug 2025
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At Lady Danbury’s annual soiree for the unmarried bachelors and debutantes of the ton, Penelope has one goal in mind: avoid Colin Bridgerton. She has had enough heartbreak and humiliation at his hand and she is sick of pretending she can handle it with a smile.
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24 Mar 2026
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Penelope and Colin had a falling out years ago.
Does she still love him? Yes. Is she doing her best to forget him? Absolutely (if you don't count that *one* thing).
He's been busy traveling the world, barely home at all — certainly not for New Year's.
So. What exactly does he think he's doing at the lodge, standing in her room?
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12 Feb 2026