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    Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.

    Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.

    Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."

    Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.

     

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    Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Sasuke,

    I’m sure Naruto has already told you, but he and Hyuuga Hinata have become engaged. The ceremony will take place in the spring.
    The Chunin Exam is coming up in the next few weeks if you’d like to come back to Konoha to see how things are faring.

    — Kakashi

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    Two years after their final battle in the Valley of the End, Sasuke finds out that Naruto is getting married.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Orochimaru sends his best operative to infiltrate a high-end pleasure house, disguised as a geisha, to extract intelligence from a noble and assassinate him. The mission is straightforward. The complication is the noble's bodyguard — Uzumaki Naruto, hero of Konoha, future Hokage, and the worst possible person for Sasuke to be attracted to.

    The seduction is supposed to be a distraction. It stops being one somewhere between the moonlit garden and the dark hallway.

    Naruto thinks he's falling for a woman he can never have. Sasuke is hiding two truths that will destroy everything between them: that he's a man, and that he's the enemy.

    One of those reveals goes better than expected.

    (Or: the one where the honey trap catches feelings, the bodyguard saw through the cover from day one, and Jiraiya's literary erotica turns out to have practical applications.)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Naruto lifted his chin briefly for a moment and whispered, almost tentatively, “My life is mine to risk” into the silence of the library.

    “Is it?”, Sasuke breathed softly. The words were more breath than anything else.

    “As I said”, Sasuke continued, his voice growing lower and rougher, with an undertone that bordered dangerously close to longing but still sounded almost regal, “you disobey your commander’s orders.”

    “So it seems the prince himself has to give you orders.” - The atmosphere shifted, so rapidly and so inevitably that it practically hurt and robbed him of his breath, “And you will obey them - you will obey me.”

    (NaruSasu • medieval au • very smutty / very lemon-esque • power bottom prince uchiha making his knight kneel #no-pun-intended • a knights quest of wanting to be important enough to be missed, even if it means going #self-destructive-af)

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Naruto wouldn't change a thing about him and Sasukes' sex life. But that doesn't mean he wouldn't try to break the routine.

    AKA: Naruto really wants Sasuke to let go. Not just to trust him, but himself too. It'll be a challenge, but it'll happen with a little bit of patience.

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    03 Jan 2026