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    “How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”

    Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”

    “In my body,” said Geralt.

    “Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.

    “And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.

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    The British Government accidentally clones Sherlock Holmes. Which brings a baby to 221B Baker Street.

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    22 May 2026

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    “Sherlock, are you and Daddy married?” John heard Rosie say from the other room.

    “No,” Sherlock said, shortly followed by, “Want to look at pictures of the inside of eyeballs?”

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    20 May 2026

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    “My niece…” He swallows and looks down at Shane. Shane takes his hand and squeezes it.

    “Her mother, ah, caught her with another girl.” Shane’s eyes bug out. He knows what this means. He knows what Ilya’s family is like.

    “Is she…”

    “Sveta has her. They take the next train out to Kazakhstan. Then we figure out visa and Canada.”

    Or: Ilya’s niece is caught kissing a girl and has to run to Canada.

    Ilya and Shane have to learn to be parents and Arina finds out maybe some things (like gender and sexuality) aren’t so set in stone.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    "Sara watched her daughter play by the hearth. Eliza was every blessing she had imagined. She really is such a sweet girl. Unfortunately, she is also just as pretty. And they lived far too close to the Duke’s estate."

    A look at the aftermath of the death of the Duke of Velen.

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    21 Apr 2026