1 - 20 of 3,504 Bookmarks by maximum_happyness
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Quirrell sets off an ancient defensive system meant to keep the students safe. There are...side effects. He does not survive. Oh well.
Series
- Part 29 of One-shots of AUs
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
17 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Companion to 'you're just as sane as I am'.
Luna got her plants from Neville, after all.Series
- Part 9 of One-shots of AUs
- Part 5 of Harry Potter Canon Divergence
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 784
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 6
- Kudos:
- 598
- Bookmarks:
- 70
- Hits:
- 3,975
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
17 Jun 2026
-
you're just as sane as I am by TheTartWitch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
21 Nov 2016
Tags
Summary
Luna is perhaps more perfectly suited to Death than anyone she knows.
That is definitely a good thing.OR
Luna has been prepared for Forks for far longer than it has been prepared for her.
Series
- Part 8 of One-shots of AUs
- Part 4 of Harry Potter Canon Divergence
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,944
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 26
- Kudos:
- 1,482
- Bookmarks:
- 300
- Hits:
- 12,230
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
17 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“I could just call the cops.”
“Sure you could. But what fun is that?"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,489
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 47
- Kudos:
- 157
- Bookmarks:
- 23
- Hits:
- 893
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
17 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
The White Collar Division puts up with so much. Everything from a thief with flair (and cool mazes) to thieves who can break out of prison but still trip over their own shoe laces. Thankfully a Marshall is here for half of that problem. (Of course he is the other half).
In other words Kevin was a smart kid with big ideas and screwy morals that only got worse with age, and Harry and Marv are still the same.Series
- Part 2 of Two Thieves and What Once was a Boy
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
17 Jun 2026
-
Home Alone: Alien Invasion Edition by advxnturer
Fandoms: Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate, Home Alone (Movies)
15 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Kevin knows something's not right with the Sharing. He's got to be clever and he's got to be subtle- luckily for him, he's good at both.
It might just be lucky for other people too.
-
a monster to fight monsters by stealthestars
Fandoms: 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Manga), 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Anime)
23 May 2023
Tags
Summary
Narumi turns to look up at them and there’s an unfamiliar sort of quiet in the reddish pink flower burst of his eyes that feels so utterly alien to Hoshina.
“They made me into a monster,” he says plainly, his voice soft and sounding quite lost.
But then he smiles brightly and it’s as if he doesn’t even remember the last few minutes.
“A monster to fight monsters! How funny. I’ll need to remember that one for the next time we encounter Kaiju number 9.”
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
17 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“So, you don’t remember asking Vice Captain Hoshina out on a date?”
Gen's brain comes to a record-scratch halt.
He stops breathing.
“What?” He once again repeats, but this time, his voice cracks.
Kikoru laughs. She laughs loudly.
Or: Narumi Gen, battle-high and on the verge of passing out, blurts out a confession. Maybe the outcome is something he can learn to live with.
Series
- Part 1 of be my home
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
17 Jun 2026
-
An Ambiguous Courtship, Catalogued by Erushi
Fandoms: 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Manga), 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Anime)
12 Aug 2024
Tags
Summary
The Narumi she knows is all bold confidence and brazen nonchalance. This Narumi, however, is gentle, and cautious despite his words, as though he is cradling the most precious thing before him and he still can’t believe his luck.
Kikoru watches Narumi and Hoshina as she tries to figure out their relationship. She's pretty sure that Narumi likes Hoshina. She's still not sure if Hoshina likes him back.
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
17 Jun 2026
-
i had a dream. i got everything i wanted. but when i wake up i see, ... with me by abundantly clear (thoughtsofamoth)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
08 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Abolish kept waking up with nightmares. He woke up clutching his covers, the only thought in his mind being that someone should be there. The nightmares oscillated between the church, his parents’ death, and his… sire? He didn’t even know if that terminology counted here, since he wasn’t a vampire, not anymore. His beating heart proved it.
AKA: i put post-canon abolish through the utter horrors
Series
- Part 2 of zeni and eir obsession with v!abolish
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
16 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Morcant Thornvale is not the same man he was when he first adopted Abolish. But, if neither of them end up dead somehow, perhaps this change won't be the worst thing in the world.
Or, Morcant and Abolish finally talk. Eventually.
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
16 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"I think I understand," he eventually settled on, "why you insisted I go. It did offer some… closure, in a way."
"I'm pleased to hear it."
Abolish lifted his eyes. Morcant still looked past him.
"You don't look pleased," Abolish noted, plainly.
Morcant laughed, a weak and wheezing sound, and finally, painfully, he met Abolish's eyes.***
A continuation of Catsafari's bloodlines AU
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
16 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
After the death of Reiah and Alaric Veylocke, a vampiric Morcant takes in a young Abolish. Not out of kindness, or grief, or even common decency.
No. Morcant has a purpose. It's simple. Efficient. Brutal. But, luckily for Morcant, he's never truly cared much for the mewling mortals he shares this existential plane with - what difference will raising one more lamb to the slaughter make?
After all, it's not like he's going to become attached.
An almost-au "what if", set just within the limits of plausible canon.
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
16 Jun 2026
-
the swallow always returns home by The Zairchive (Zairielon)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2022
Tags
Summary
Ayato has been kept busy for months, toiling away for the better of Inazuma. When he finally escapes the clutches of his work, he finds that a lot has changed in his absence. His two dearest friends haven't, though - and to Ayaka and Thoma, he will always return.
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
13 Jun 2026
-
Nobody Knows What I See by AdoreAjax (AdoreLove1) for Izen7408
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
“Help Collei!” Wanderer barks, shoving Sethos off of him, before clearly giving chase to whoever he saw.
Sethos lands on his ass, before he turns to see Collei clutching her hand around an arrowhead sticking out of her shoulder, letting out shuddering breaths. Her green shawl is turning scarlet around the arrow at an alarming pace.
Sethos’s olive green eyes widen in horror. The arrow...Went all the way through the back of her shoulder and is poking out the front. He can hear a scuffle in the background, but his attention is solely on Collei.
“Collei…” He gasps, voice horrified.
OR
Collei gets super sick and starts to hallucinate her past after being poisoned by an assassin in Sumeru City aiming for Sethos while he’s visiting. Cue protective Wanderer and Sethos both!
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
12 Jun 2026
-
Sit Down (I'll Fix It) by I_ate_rocks
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
09 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Derek's hair is a disaster. He has known this for a while and has been filing it under things to address later because there have been other things, the smoothies, the plants, the eleven days and the long after of them. There have been other things.
He looks at it on a Thursday morning and thinks: I'll just buzz it. Clean start. Efficient. He tells Avery this.
Avery says: sit down.
Forty-five minutes later Derek is on a kitchen chair with detangling spray in his hair and Avery's hands working through it section by section, from the ends up, slowly and correctly. Every time the comb catches something, every time, without exception, for forty-five minutes, Avery says sorry. Even when Derek says it doesn't hurt. Even when Derek says Avery, you don't have to apologize. Even when Derek says he genuinely cannot feel it.
Sorry. Sorry. Is that okay. Sorry.
Somewhere in the middle of it Derek realizes he has, at some point he cannot identify, stopped bracing. He doesn't know when it happened. He realizes it only by its absence.
He has to close his eyes.
Series
- Part 15 of something that exists now
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
10 Jun 2026
-
The Fies Situation by I_ate_rocks
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
17 May 2026
Tags
Summary
The vet says: she's gained 400 grams since her last visit. That's significant for a cat her size. Has her diet changed at all?
Avery and Derek look at each other.
Then they look at Fies, who is sitting in the carrier with the expression of someone who has done nothing wrong and would like everyone to know that.
Then they look back at each other.
The vet looks between them and says, carefully: is it possible she's been fed twice?
It is, it turns out, extremely possible.
(Fies has been running a long con. She has been running it for months. She looked Derek in the eyes every morning and acted hungry and he fed her. She looked Avery in the eyes every morning and acted hungry and he fed her. She has been doing this since approximately week three of Derek living in the apartment. Derek decoded an eldritch cipher in seventeen minutes. A four-kilogram cat has been playing him since November. He is going to need a moment.)
Series
- Part 16 of something that exists now
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
10 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Of course, every student needs to master at least twenty languages before they graduate.
Sethos is no scholar, but he may know a thing or two about foreign languages. Hat Guy doesn’t seem aware of this fact, until it’s too late.
-
Or, the one fic where Scaramouche can’t stop himself from speaking in Inazuman, unaware that Sethos can understand everything he says.
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
10 Jun 2026
-
Electro Boyfriends: Product Review by ShenanigansOfCookies (BiscuitHD)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Ei: I have received many complaints that all my male allogenes are “weird” or “strange”.
Ei: So I have gathered you all to collect personal reviews of my allogenes so I can pick more “normal” people next time.Tighnari: What?
Ifa: That puts it pretty lightly
Varka: gona have toagree with this ifa dude
Ifa: Thanks bro
Varka: were bros now? heck yea
Wanderer: ARE WE ALL JST GOIG TO IGNORE THAT MY MOM IS THE PWRSON WHO MADE THUS CHST AND SHES THE FUCKING ELECTRO ARCHON
Bennett: hey my future dad in law is in this chat too, i get it, its weird
Bennett: its ok!OR: Author took the "no normal male electro characters" meme and ran with it
2/8/26 edit, now featuring a second chapter: Male Electro Characters Vs. Yae Miko
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,396
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 41
- Kudos:
- 686
- Bookmarks:
- 66
- Hits:
- 5,138
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
10 Jun 2026
-
Headaches, and Other Side Effects of Caring by Hungry_Dango
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jun 2024
Tags
Summary
If there is something Wanderer is sure of, it is that Buer and her band of misfits have brought him little more than headaches.
The absolute nightmare of his current situation is that there is a brand new headache in town. And he may just become the worst of them.
***
Or, Wanderer meets Sethos. Caring is an unfortunate result.
Series
- Part 1 of A List of Side Effects
Bookmarked by maximum_happyness
10 Jun 2026