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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    An aspiring Eridian zoologist strives to take the best research notes to impress mentor ♬♬♬ when observing the bio-dome.

    I notice humans really like pulling, pulling, pulling on the fifth appendage. What purpose could it possibly serve, question? Sometimes Savior-Grace and Simon-Savior-Grace-Potential-Mate even enjoy pulling on each other’s!

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    Local Eridian science apprentice becomes a little too obsessed with penis.

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    02 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I don't even go here but this was too funny

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    "Am I the big spoon or the little spoon?"

    Dean wants to roll his eyes, but decides it's better not to. "What the hell, Cas? What are you talking about?"

    "Well," he starts, even-toned, as he continues to undress slowly before Dean's eyes, "Sam asked me earlier if I was the big spoon or the little spoon."

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    12 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Darry decided he wanted to offer something better than another measly sorry. "Maybe tonight we should be alone together."

    Buck cracked a smile. "I know it's late, but… have ya had dinner yet?"
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    Without plans on Valentine's night, Darry makes a trip to Buck's bar, and it just so happens Buck doesn't have a date either.

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    14 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    PEAK!

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    “Well even if you don’t go for the money, go just to have a little fun.” she urged on, swiping more pictures of the toned blonde scowling man in front of his eyes. “Some hot blonde sloppy toppy kind of fun~”

    Izuku was ashamed to say that he didn't look away from the phone. But only slightly ashamed.

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    Izuku gets a two for one deal on daddies

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    12 Feb 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Pro Hero Bakugou Katsuki is on his way... to the bottom. His ratings suck, his reputation sucks, and even his agency has it out for him. Katsuki can see rock-bottom coming, but he can do nothing but brace for the inevitable, painful impact.

    Meanwhile, Midoriya Izuku hit rock bottom months ago. He's pulling himself back to his feet, working shitty jobs with shitty pay and just doing his best to eat most days. At least he's not in debt anymore, though. At least he has a roof over his head.

    On Katsuki's way down and on Izuku's way up, they catch each other.

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    Or, after five years apart, Katsuki and Izuku meet again under equally humbling circumstances. Things improve from there.

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    29 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Literally made me cry because of beautiful aroace rep