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• modern mega digital meta matin' ritual ☆ by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  19 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Megatron/Optimus Prime
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Optimus Prime
  • Humanformers
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Exes
  • Phone Sex
  • Jealous Megatron (Transformers)
  • Ficlet
  • Texting
  • probably ooc nuke but i followed my heart!
  • Rage baiting as a form of flirting

  Summary

  Optimus posts something a little risque on the grid. Megatron decides she doesn't like that.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  741

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  42

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  385

• it's a different kind of high when i wait for you back in town by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  22 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pharma/Tarn (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • Tarn (Transformers)
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Humanformers
  • Dom/sub
  • Pet Play
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Strap-Ons
  • clicker training
  • Dry Humping
  • unintentionally gave tarn really good hamstring flexibility. but its fine

  Summary

  Tarn has been so good recently, Pharma has no choice but to reward her.

  Series

  • Part 3 of ♡ (heart)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,608

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  32

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  606

• i got sixty-eight inches of the music in me, baby (i could be your girl, all i ever wanna be) by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Work in Progress

  10 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pharma/Tarn (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • Tarn (Transformers)
  • Humanformers
  • Meet-Cute
  • meet-reunion?
  • thinking the stripper is into you is OUT. thinking the hot doctor you will be extorting for drugs is IN.
  • Rating May Change

  Summary

  Tarn makes a visit to a person of interest's home for some professional (and personal) development.
  or
  Tarn finally repays a favor.

  Series

  • Part 2 of ♡ (heart)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,406

  Chapters:

  1/2

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  26

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  239

• in love with an airhead that popped my balloon (i can't see the floor, it's too bright in this room) by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  08 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Daitaku Helios/Mejiro Palmer (Uma Musume)
  • Daitaku Helios (Uma Musume)
  • Mejiro Palmer (Uma Musume)
  • Consensual Somnophilia
  • Situationships
  • yearning... biblical levels of yearning
  • i explode daitaku helios with my mind /affectionate
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

  Summary

  Helios comes home hungry.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  764

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  108

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  1,212

• i'm gettin down with something (i feel it every time she's around) by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  31 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pharma/Tarn (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • Tarn (Transformers)
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Humanformers
  • No Cybertronian Civil War
  • or i guess before it. its vague

  Summary

  Damus has been suspiciously missing from Pharma’s daily life. She pays her a quick visit out of "friendly" concern.

  Series

  • Part 1 of ♡ (heart)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,282

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  37

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  505