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    Grace is repulsive.
    Grace is disgusting.
    Grace is a creeping horror made manifest.
    And Rocky wants Grace so badly it makes him look stupid.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 6

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    Ori is settling comfortably into his role as a librarian of the Lonely Mountain and consort of its crown prince, enjoying the challenges of research during the day and the pleasures of Fíli’s bed at night. Unlike his adventurous middle brother, tender lovemaking is all Ori’s ever wanted—until an accidental yank on his hair drives him to conduct a new kind of research.

    What if Fíli did it on purpose instead of by accident? What if Ori were expecting it instead of being surprised? What if Fíli pulled harder?

    The more questions he had, the more urgently he needed answers.

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    12 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 25

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    “Do…” Thorin trailed off, thinking back to her previous words and praying to whatever god would listen that she was right. That this wasn’t too forward. “Do you know how to make a woman like me come?”
    Bilbo paused, her brightly coloured drink frozen halfway to her mouth.
    “That would be telling,” she murmured, taking a sip. “I could describe – in detail, mind you – exactly how I would go about such a thing… or you could meet me in the bathroom in two minutes, and I could show you.”

    Or: the inevitable fem!Bagginshield club hookup AU.

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    12 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 3

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    “You’re sure you won’t get cold over there all by your lonesome?” Nori purred, slipping an arm around Bofur’s shoulders in a slightly-too-friendly squeeze.
    To his credit, the miner laughed. “Oh, I’m sure I can think of a thing or two that’ll keep me warm. You just snuggle up nice and good with your... whatever the two of you are callin’ yourselves these days.”
    Inclining his head to where Dwalin was already lying down on their little nest of threadbare blankets at the other end of the cell, Nori smirked. “He wouldn’t mind.”
    He bloody would. Nori was rather counting on it.

    Or: Nori's Extremely Well Thought-Out Plan To Distract Himself From The Inevitable And Get Railed Into The Floor.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Many things are different and many are the same as Harry begins his fifth year at Hogwarts.

    Here, living with Dursleys that aren't just neglectful but outright abusive made Harry unable to withstand more than a few weeks of Trelawney's "predictions" back in his third year. Instead, he took Ancient Runes, and uncovered that he had a prodigious knack for runic magic, which opened the door to the darkest of rituals and the magic of mind and soul. A year later, Harry uncovered something horrible within himself - a parasite.

    So, when Voldemort sends him dreams of corridors and doors, Harry sends him pieces of hell in return.

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    08 Jun 2026