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AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish for beta_vulgaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2023
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Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?
prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA
In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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04 Jun 2026
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"You guys really don't get it, do you?"
"Get what?"
"It's almost insulting, really."Or, five times the team missed the point completely, and one time where they figured it out
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28 May 2026
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Harry Potter & Seven Years of Chaos by JessalynMichele, Severitus812 (JessalynMichele)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2025
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July 8, 2021 - June 14, 2023:
706 days.
1,262,342 words.And Chaos Harry’s journey is at an end.
(Afterlife and Missing Moments to be updated eventually, but the main series is over)
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25 Apr 2026
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Neither Can Live While the Other is High by ScaredyCrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2021
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Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.”
Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting.
Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.
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02 Apr 2026
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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- 3/3
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02 Apr 2026
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The Golden Trio's entire year wake back up on their eleventh birthdays will all their memories up until the night after the Battle of Hogwarts and, once they realize this is happening to ALL of them, decide that they are, under no circumstances, going to do that shit the same way again.
Honestly, it's always something with these kids, isn't it?
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- Part 1 of Golden-Trio-Era (GTE) Time Travel
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31 Mar 2026
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The mortifiying ordeal of forgetting you're not actually dating your roommate by Quine
Fandoms: House M.D.
25 Jul 2025
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He’s sharing a condo. With House.
And as a man in his forties, employed as the head of the oncology department, James should easily be able to afford an apartment on his own.
Yet he lives with House, who is also a doctor and department head, respectively, and likely also gets paid the salary of a person leading a department. Meaning he could also comfortably live on his own.
Which would indicate that they chose to live together.
But there’s really no reason at all for James to live with another person, unless…
Unless he’s in a relationship with said person.
Or: James Wilson wakes up in the hospital, thinking he's happily married to Sam in the year 1990, only to learn that he is suffering from retrograde amnesia.
Turns out it's 2010, he's divorced thrice over and shares a condo with a man.
What follows is a sexuality crisis of epic proportions, Wilson trying to deal with sharing his space with House and coming to terms with the fact that maybe, just maybe, he's is in love with the obnoxious, grizzly man.
And then his memories return.
James Wilson is utterly fucked.
(All credit for the starting premise goes to The Tap Dancing Doctor by PrikintheTurdis)
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30 Mar 2026
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Some stories in life repeat in the same old patterns. Until they change.
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19 Mar 2026
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doubt truth to be a liar by plotholes_and_paradoxes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Aug 2021
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With Thanos stopped before the snap, the Avengers are ready for some peace and quiet. And it seems like they've earned it.
That is, until Loki appears in Avengers Tower, two hundred years younger and just as messed up.
Starring: Asgardian politics being fucked up, Loki being both too clever and dreadfully young, Steve being done with America, Tony realizing "Oh Shit I'm A Parental Unit," Peter and Loki being disaster teenagers and Thor doing his best (when his best is actually kind of horrifying). Also, Loki's a girl sometimes.
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03 Mar 2026
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Redraw The Line by Ringshadow
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Jan 2024
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They gave Steve the tesseract.
That was, possibly, a mistake.
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03 Mar 2026
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The Guide to Being a Displaced 106 Year Old Who Is Coming to Terms With His Sexuality by ChaoticAce2005
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
27 Apr 2021
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“So, people like- it’s normal to like both?”
Because despite Bucky’s head being like scrambled eggs, he remembers love. He remembers attraction. To that one baseball player. To a cashier at a mart, he went to. To the king of Wakanda who, holy fuck had no right looking that good.
And he thought maybe Hydra had screwed him up. Maybe they screwed around with his memories. But even now there were men who would cause Bucky to pause.
Men like Sam.
But he thought Hydra had just broken that part of him. Because he liked girls too and there was no way- Maybe he was just making it up- It couldn’t be real-
“Yeah,” Sarah responded, “Bisexual for one, that’s when you like two or more genders. There are more broad terms like pansexual or polysexual as well, those mean liking all genders or liking many genders.”
Wait- what?
“Aren’t there only two genders?”
Sarah just shook her head, “Gender is more a binary now, think a straight line and at one end is male and the other is female, there is all that space in the middle that some people are in. Some people don’t even identify as a gender.”
What- okay, that was going to give him a headache.
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26 Feb 2026
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For Tomorrow by suspendedinice
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Aug 2020
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With Bucky finally well enough to receive company, Steve was grateful for any help the team could offer. Especially since he was bound to make mistakes along the way.
“I’m sorry,” Peter murmured, “I thought someone would’ve spoken to him about gay rights by now.”
“I meant to, I really did,” Steve replied, “I just thought- I thought-”
“You thought what, exactly?” Tony interjected, barely raising his eyes from his work, “That you could play gay chicken with the Winter Soldier until he noticed it wasn’t actually a game?”
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- Part 2 of Modern Life is Rubbish
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26 Feb 2026
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all these people think love's for show (but i would die for you in secret) by dharmainitiative
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
21 Aug 2021
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“Are you okay with this?" Bucky asks.
“Yeah,” Sam nods. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not like it would be real. It doesn’t have to mean anything.”
“Exactly.”
“So it’s not a big deal.”
“Right.”
Bucky stares at Sam, expectant, and Sam stares back.
“Well?” Bucky smirks. “You gonna make the first move, or what?”
Or: in an effort to combat the rumors about who Sam is dating, he and Bucky make a rash decision that results in forcing the two of them to pretend to be in a relationship for three months. For PR reasons, of course.
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24 Feb 2026
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Five Times Steve Came Out by Accident, and One Time He Came Out on Purpose by suspendedinice
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Aug 2020
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Steve really needs to break the habit of blurting out the first thing that comes into his head.
“Right.” Steve replies with a frown, giving up on his newspaper for now, folding it up neatly, “I suppose I’m bisexual then.”
Did he say that out loud?
Judging by the way Tony’s mouth is hanging open, he’s pretty sure he did.
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24 Feb 2026
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warranting a warning by ebenelephant for lostlittlebluestar, eternal_armadillo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Movies)
16 Oct 2024
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Steve, Spidey, and Stark get into a big blowout fight at a post-battle meal while Clint's hearing aids are dead. General consensus is that Captain America's a bigot, but Sam's acting cagey, and Clint's always liked hearing both sides of a story for himself. Man, was he unprepared.
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straight people being well-meaning and clint barton wishing everyone would keep him in the goddamn loop.
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23 Feb 2026
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the goatfucking paradigm by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
24 Nov 2023
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“A man walks into the bar. The bartender says, ‘Aye, tell me, what’s got you lookin’ so upset?’
“So the man shakes his head and sighs, and then he says, ‘It’s just not fair. I’ve laid down walls all around my village, and do they call me O’Malley the Mason? No. For decades my fields have been blooming and bountiful, but do they call me O’Malley the Farmer? No. I’ve put shoes on more horses than I can count, but do they call me O’Malley the Smith? No! But you fuck one goat…'
“Except I’ve never fucked a goat,” Bucky adds after a moment. “I just shot the president.”
(or: influencer apology video, but it's Bucky Barnes and the Kennedy Assassination.)
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23 Feb 2026
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The Island Man by Amber_Skye
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
19 Jun 2021
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SHIELD never find Captain America.
But one spring, the Valkyrie melts anyway, and Steve Rogers wakes up in the ice, alone.
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He tried to move – and it burned. There was fire wrapping around his body, dragging cold tongues of pain across every inch of him. There was nothing but the screeching pain and the blackness and the silence -
He breathed, and choked, because his lungs were full of ice.
Water trickled delicately from his nose, dribbled over shrivelled lips. He jerked reflexively, throat cracking free from frost. He tried to gulp, tried to swallow, tried to snatch at air.
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15 Oct 2025
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Problem Child by TGP
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Apr 2020
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Two weeks after Steve wakes up, a kid hacks SHIELD and sets every computer to blast AC/DC at random. Now Steve's looking after Howard's get and an evil alien is attacking the world. This is the best day ever. Really.
Steve might just find a way to go back in time and punch Howard in the face.
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- 123,235
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14 Oct 2025
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Wilson was wearing a new scarf, and House just couldn't help himself. To avoid facing any consequences for his actions, he instead concocts a convoluted deal with Cuddy, which she has barely even agreed to, which involves Wilson. As well as his stupid scarf.
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08 Oct 2025
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The Corruption of Captain America by the Villain Tony Stark by ladililn
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Jun 2026
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Iron Man paused. “Oh my god. You thought I was a robot.”
“No, I—” Steve felt his face flushing. “I…considered the possibility,” he admitted.
“You thought I was a robot who’s been hitting on you.”
“Is that really so crazy?” Steve felt an inexplicable need to defend himself. “In the forties, I fought a Nazi with a skull for a head.”