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You blink. You've just awoken to the dulcet tones of Fred Durst yelling about the way that it's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up. Raising your very uninjured arm and pressing your hand against your eyes so hard you start seeing stars, you just might have to agree with his assessment. Because it is one of those days where everything is fucked. Everybody does, in fact, suck.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and this is the third time you've woken up on this exact morning.
You just might have to start breaking stuff.⁙
In a world slightly off from the one we are used to, the Striders end up stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop.
How do you get out of a labyrinth when all you have is a string that keeps fraying?Series
- Part 1 of went blind last year + extras
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12 May 2024
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"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
He tends to get carried away with his projects."Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
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07 Jan 2024
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i hate myself just enough to let you fuck me by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Aug 2023
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It’s 2005, and Dirk Strider is hiding from the rampant homophobia at his high school by pretending to be a girl on RuneScape for free loot. That’s where he meets Cal, who just might be doing the exact same thing. This is what happens when two incels collide and embark on a long-distance lesbian relationship.
UU: I CAN’T BE IN LESBIANS WITH YOu ANYMORE.
UU: BECAuSE.
UU: I’M A DuDE. A GuY.
UU: AND NOT SOME BETA CuCK EITHER.
UU: AN ACTuAL FuCKING REAL MAN.
UU: 100% ALL-MALE ALPHA.Bookmarked by mkultravictim
28 Dec 2023
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Butcher wants to figure out how the fuck to get Hughie to stop being mad at him when he comes back in season 2, and he's running out of ideas, so as a last resort he makes a reddit post about it. It doesn't go that well.
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30 Dec 2022
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Five sweeps after a powerful young psionic yellow-blood named Sollux Captor disappeared from his respiteblock, a certain violet-blood recruit boards the prestigious service of the Condesce's foremost battleship after taking out the )(eiress. That certain violet-blood proceeds to fuck everything up.
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25 Aug 2020