mojazlatko



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 23

    Tags
    Summary

    “Can you at least close your mouth while you stare?” An unimpressed voice says.

    Jisung’s eyes snap up and- right. That’s Minho’s pussy. Connected to Minho’s body. Which, like. He knew Minho had a pussy, he thinks. At least, in retrospection.

    -

    Or; Jisung accidentally walks in on Minho naked and has a crisis.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,541
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1,289

    27 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 74

    Tags
    Summary

    “Why the fuck doesn't he believe me?” Minho snapped.

    “Come on, chill out. Just play along,” Changbin suggested. “Why not? It’ll be fun.”

    “That’s actually a good idea,” Minho licked his lips and smiled.

    Or: Seungmin said it’d be fun to mess around with an account he thought belonged to a fake profile of the popular rocker Lee Minho. Jisung agreed, diving headfirst into the whole thing. But who could have guessed that the real Lee Minho had been behind that screen the entire time?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,089
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    536
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    4,271

    25 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 93

    Tags
    Summary

    "You have a great ass," Jisung blurted out, licking his lips.

    "Uh... thanks?" Minho glanced back at him and let out a chuckle. "Are you a creep or something?"

    "No, I’m a connoisseur of fine assets. Huge difference."

    Or: Changbin asks Minho to take a drunk Jisung back to the dorms, and they both slightly regret it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    513
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    5,033

    23 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “So did you tell him before you kissed him?” Hyunjin asks.

    Minho stabs at his food and does not meet his eye. “The kiss came from both sides. We were drunk.”

    “Great. To circle back to the question you’re not answering, at what point did you tell him you’ve been catfishing him? Did you wait until after you guys used tongue, or are you saving the big reveal for when you move in together?”

    Minho runs a very cutthroat business in catfishing. When he's paid to catfish straight boy Han Jisung by a bitter ex-girlfriend, he's more than willing to get back at him for her. Until Minho actually gets to know him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,995
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    310
    Kudos:
    1,257
    Bookmarks:
    352
    Hits:
    19,234

    21 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Someone told Jisung once that in the event of an emergency, a person should always know a lawyer, a doctor, and a trustworthy mechanic. Well, his friend Seungmin is in school to be a lawyer, his cousin Hwasa is a cardiologist, and he does, in fact, have a business card for a mechanic.

    But not just any mechanic. No.

    In his possession, Jisung holds the business card for the hottest mechanic who ever rolled in grease, with muscles, tattoos, and purple hair. But he has one teeny tiny problem. A brand new car with nothing wrong with it. What is a desperate gay with dreams of having sex on the hood of his car to do?

    Well, if it isn't broke and won't be broke anytime soon... break it yourself.

    ********

    Lifting the hood, Jisung’s eyes expand, and his phone clatters to the ground. “Ahhh! Jinnie!”

    “What? What’s wrong!?!”

    Shrill shouts of alarm come from his phone as he stares at the empty space where the engine should be. Hands shaking, he picks up his iPhone. “S-someone stole my engine! It’s gone! There’s nothing but a tire here!”

    “WHAT!!”

    Or - Jisung is a dumbass, and Minho is an emotionally constipated mechanic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,793
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    397
    Kudos:
    2,520
    Bookmarks:
    606
    Hits:
    38,975

    18 Jul 2026