mortalsnfools



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.

    Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.

    A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (but this time for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).

     

    UPDATE 11/01/25: i'm gonna crash out because of all these AI allegations against me! like what do i have to do to prove my innocence?! i already gave my explanation and evidence in chapter 14! what more do you people want from me?! 😭😭

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,599
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    576
    Kudos:
    2,556
    Bookmarks:
    575
    Hits:
    74,320

    05 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I think he deserves to sweat about it for a while,” Magenta said, reclining back in her chair. “Maybe if he thinks that another guy is interested in you, he’ll come to his senses and see what’s right in front of him.”

    Layla’s head snapped up to look at her shapeshifting friend.

    “Magenta, that’s it!”

    “What’s it?”

    “I’m going to make Will jealous… By pretending to date Warren Peace.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,243
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    765
    Kudos:
    4,340
    Bookmarks:
    812
    Hits:
    101,611

    29 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "You’ve all grown so much," their mother says.

    Edmund is too young to register, but older now than he was at his first war; Lucy, who had been so young when they had left, grew into herself in a world filled with magic. All of them, they have responsibility pressed into their shoulders, old ropes they can’t even grasp for. No one is asking them to take that mantle on their shoulders, and that’s the hardest part. You get used to the weight. You build your world around it, build your identity into the crooks and crannies of the load you carry.

    Susan has forgotten about being a child. She is the blessed, the chosen, the promised. Susan has decades on her classmates, wars, loss and betrayal, victory and growing fields, the trust of her subjects. It was a visceral thing, to have all those lives under her protection and to know that her subjects slept safe, peacefully, on dark nights.

    Here, on this drab concrete, her people are untouchable, indefensible; her self is vanished, her kingdom gone; she can feel the loss like a wound. She has lost her power, but that trust, that responsibility remains. It circles her ankles, trips her in the school hallways.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,145
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    3,538
    Bookmarks:
    409
    Hits:
    34,105

    03 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 36

    Tags
    Summary

    Such a powerful cry for such a small girl, I thought. We were still one, united by a cord and soon it would have to be cut without me being ready. Separating us forever and leaving my baby alone in such a dark world.

    Or

    Where Katniss shares her memories of being a mother and watches her children grow up, while she and Peeta grow older.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2,670

    27 Jun 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 3

    Words:
    1,727
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    3

    12 May 2024