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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Pending sequel:

    Ilya has three more goals:

    1. Convince his boyfriend’s parents that he’s Husband Material.
    2. Stop letting his brother and father get under his skin.
    3. Get Rookie of the Year.

    Note, they do not have to be completed in this order, but they are arranged Most to Least Essential in not absolutely losing his shit.

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    10 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    “Let me get this straight," Rose interrupts. "Ilya Rozanov orders fifteen pizzas from you every Friday and specifically requests you so that he can flirt with you on his doorstep and give you money?"

    "Wouldn't phrase it like that," says Shane.

    "He's like your sugar daddy," she surmises. "Except instead of having sex, he ragebaits you."

    "No."

    In which Shane is a pizza delivery boy trying to do his job and Ilya is a frat boy trying to woo him. Neither are particularly successful.

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    08 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was!

    Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander. 

    [Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal. 

    Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov. 

    Their lips meet in a kiss.

    The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.]

    Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm.

    John Cook: [spluttering] Erm-

    Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday. 

    (the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)

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    04 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    The one where Ilya gets a normal obsession for Amazon deliveries.

    The delivery man might be the hottest guy ever.

     

    *You can skip the smut, if that's not your jam.

    Language:
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    2/2
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    02 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

    Or:

    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    02 Jul 2026