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When Ferrari’s golden girl crashes in Monaco, Arthur Forester expects the season to be over.
Instead, Valerio Fernandez walks into the garage. And he is too kind, too fast and far too good at getting under Arthur’s skin.
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- Part 1 of Racing Lines
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your kiss is cosmic (every move is magic) by muffinhamster
Fandoms: Critical Role: Call of the Netherdeep - Fandom
27 Dec 2025
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“Uh—hi,” they manage to say. “I—”
They take a deep breath and turn on their heels to face the door.
“Iwantedtoaskifyouwanttogetdinnersometime,” they blurt out in one breath, voice pitched too high, words tripping over each other.Or, asking out a wizard on a date. And then some.
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by your hand is the only end i forsee by muffinhamster
Fandoms: Curse of Strahd - Fandom
15 Sep 2024
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"She looked into Volenta’s eyes and rage emerged from inside her.
She was angry at Volenta, angry at Strahd von fucking Zarovich, angry at Barovia. But mostly she was angry with herself. Because the moment she saw Volenta’s shit-eating grin for the first time, it was over for her. She had found herself in love with the enemy. And now she had to kill said enemy with the same burning feeling—the same love in her chest."
Or, one last fight.
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swallow my breath and take what is mine (i’m giving you all) by muffinhamster
Fandoms: Curse of Strahd - Fandom
13 Nov 2023
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Someone has to put Volenta in her place. Doesn’t matter if it’s with bloody arrows or gentle fingers but someone has to do it.
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Sometimes a psychotic vampire drags you around the castle and pulls you into a room. And what happens in Ravenloft, stays in Ravenloft.
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the cursed ranger and the psychotic vampire by muffinhamster
Fandom Curse of Strahd - Fandom
15 Sep 2024
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Zora and Volenta, tragic lesbians.
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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Bookmarked by muffinhamster
06 Jul 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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Bookmarked by muffinhamster
06 Jul 2026
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"you’re going to be world champion this year and I’m going to be there" 😭😭😭😭
whole fic but especially this one bit rearranged my brain chemistry and I will never recover
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Just one bite; to taste, and let go.
Or, the on-field flirting is getting a little ridiculous.
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Bookmarked by muffinhamster
21 May 2026
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He always has one cigarette, one drink, one bite of the poison apple, just to prove he can bite back harder. He’s the ultimate symbol of willpower. He’s also kind of frightening.
(he is also hot)
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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OP: When you get back, please don’t make a bunch of noise
Lando almost laughed out loud at the timing. He smiled up at the sky, knowing if there was a God he was doing this on purpose.OR
Something isn't right between the McLaren boys after Brazil, and the fact that they live in the same building isn't helping.
Bookmarked by muffinhamster
24 Nov 2025